BOMB THE BASE

Does Anyone Know How To Get Glitter Out Of Santorum?

We have to take exception with the unknown Occupy Charleston activist who glitter-bombed Rick Santorum on Saturday at a rally in South Carolina.

Oh, we don’t have a problem with the stunt—we just think she chose the wrong candidate.

Santorum, who came in third in the SC primary, doesn’t stand much of a chance of taking the White House, or even the nomination for Republican candidate.

Meanwhile, Newt Gingrich hasn’t been dowsed in glitter since last May. You can see that “I hate my life” look in Calista’s face—she’s practically saying, “please glitter-bomb me!”

Can somebody please do this gold-digging floozy a favor and hit old Newty at his next press conference?

 Photo: The Washington Post