We’d heard a few murmurs of House Speaker Dennis “Hasturd” Hastert’s fondness for young men (particularly young Asian men) before, but wanted to wait until they were more than just a whisper.
Lucky for all of us who enjoy watching the downfall of others, The Wayne Madsen Report has confirmed from Washington insiders that Turd-Face does, in fact, like it in the butt.
The rumors about another top GOP member of the House being involved in sexual encounters with young “men for hire” are confirmed to WMR by well-placed sources in Washington’s gay community. The member in question is House Speaker Dennis Hastert, whose “alternate” life style is the primary reason for him and his staff covering up the scandal involving ex-Florida GOP Rep. Mark Foley and his lewd messages sent to underage male congressional pages. Hastert’s penchant to receive anal sex is well-known to our sources in DC’s gay community. Additionally, Hastert’s reported extremely small penis is the subject of many jokes among Washington’s gay circles.
We hope against hope that if this is true, it comes out in the biggest way possible. While the mere thought of seeing Hasturd (and his allegedly small penis) doing the nasty makes our eye bleed, we’d kill for video evidence. Any biters?