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Does Lady Gaga, Wearer Of Fine Meats, Really Expect She’ll Change the Minds of Maine’s Senators On DADT?

Lady Gaga, the pop singer addicted to her own mirror reflection, is continuing her YouTube battle against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, which is mostly an attack on Sen. John McCain, which is too bad because his daughter Meghan really likes going to Lady’s concerts.

The Gags, now headed to Maine to try to get Republican Sens. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins on board with a DADT repeal, also collected into a vignette the response of her little monsters, a pleasant way of describing her cult. If only Sen. McCain had something to describe his youth following, he could launch a counter attack. But sorry, John: No matter how fitting the title, “little monsters” is taken.