Levi Johnston was never a gay icon, stupids. Posing for Playgirl does not a Liza make. And now that he’s admitting to have “publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true,” he’s something worse: A dirt bag.
Nowhere in his sorrow song to Sarah and Todd does he lay out which of his claims — made on nearly every television talk show and printed magazine — are false, but I’d be hard pressed to believe he was making crap up about his pseudo-mother-in-law’s opportunism.
DillonS
For some as thick and deficient as Sarah Palin she somehow knows how to manipulate things to work in her favor. It is obvious that she has orchestrated the reunion of her daughter with Levi in order to shut him up. And because he’s none too bright himself, he’s taken the bait.
a
@DillonS: or he wants to see his baby…
Pat
The vindictive Palins don’t play nicely with anyone unless there’s a compelling reason like Levi having the big bad dirt on granny. Sarah has to be in a huge panic to be digging Levi out from under the bus especially after all the things they’ve done to his family. They obviously blackmailed him with access to Tripp and probably paid him so he’d cover if “abstinent” Bristol is PG again – we all know Levi is staying at her condo. He’s young and wants to see his child. He also knows that the crazy woman controls whether or not he sees his son so of course he is going to apologize! He was never going to beat the Palins in court, and let’s face it, like Todd, Levi is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Palin continues to split and divide…Levi’s family. Sarah will get Sadie and Sherry to shut up if they too want to see Tripp. I’m sure Sarah is not too happy about Levi’s sister Mercede’s new blog since the Queen’s lawyer already spoke against it – next they will try to force her to take down her blog just you wait and see. Levi, you are pu##y whipped and now licking Sarah’s boots but I understand why. I wish you luck because you’re going to need it while doing the bidding of the queen in her evil empire.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Gee what a suprise!! Just when Scarah is getting ready to lay the groundwork about her bid for the repugnatican bid for 2012 suddenly Levi ‘fesses up and everything he said previousley about Scarah and Todd’s charade of a marriage and hints of lots of dirt including videos he has was a big fat ole baked Alaskan lie!!
Give me a fcuking break This is scrambling and burying as many of the Scarah skeletons they can find prior to the election………..
Am quite sure Levi got lots more this time around than only a nice red pickup truck………
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
“So to the Palin family in general and to Sarah Palin in particular, please accept my regrets and forgive my youthful indiscretion,” Johnston says in the statement. “I hope one day to restore your trust.”
Don’t seem to recall hearing many 19 year olds lamenting about their “youthful indescretions”….
The repugnatican speechwriter from Scarah’s campaign sent the wrong speech to Levi. That’s the one they have pre-written for Todd when his first scandal breaks….. :-p
Jaroslaw
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. The fact Sarah Palin, dumb as a box of rocks almost got to be VP is the thing to worry about. That says our electorate is pretty dumb. Levi is cute, but many are cuter.
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: Why, in every thread I see you in, do you misspell “fuck”, LOL??? That’s the first word I learned to spell correctly….
Jaroslaw
James – I’m going to guess it is deliberately spelled that way to avoid getting censored out – they wouldn’t censor it here, but maybe it is just a habit PPWO got used to doing. Right PPWO?
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
@Jaroslaw: ‘Fuck’ doesn’t get censored…’cunt’ doesn’t get censored. ‘Asshole’ doesn’t get censored. P e n i s does….if you write it properly.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge: @<a @Jaroslaw:
I try to temper my words unless I am really ticked off. I use “fcuk” or “crunt” not to offend the edlerly viewers :-p
Howeva I too find it just plain silly that you can actually use cock, prick, dick, or any other word for male junk, yet “pe*is” gets auto flagged on a site for the Gays………..I wonder if they autoflag vag*na??? :-p
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: It’s nice of you to think of the elderly and not swear. And the children; won’t somebody think of the children!!!
I’m not sure there are a lot of 80 year old gay dudes trolling Queerty but I am absolutely sure there are a lot of Catholic priests here so it’s also nice of you not to offend them by saying the “f” word.
But as far as the Queerty filter; it’s fuck, fuckity, fucked-up!!! It makes me so angry that I can’t say p*nis that I wanna just shove my fist into the Queerty filter’s cunt then take a piss in it. God damned motherfuckin’ slut of a filter!!
CJ
Who cares? Seriously, lets move on and talk about something else. The media needs to realize when people are sick and tired of some stories.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge: Well as we all know the priests usually take care of the children…….(did I just say that??? :-p)
And yes the Queerts auto flag feature is bizzare…. Although as much as we all love to bitch here on Queerty St., it is one of the few playces to cyberstroll to where you can actually say pretty much what you want, so despite all the Queerty quirks it still is one of my favorite places on the internets………….
Cam
Oh PU-LEEZ! She attacked him in print, he came out and said if she didn’t back off he would tell the truth about her…she backed off, now he is back with the daughter etc… Palin realized that it’s hard to play the victim all the time when she was spending so much time attacking a 20 year old kid.
He has been paid off. If you read the statement it was basically one of those “I’m sorry I said things that were upsetting” without any specifics.
Hilarious
I don’t care about the Palin’s at all and I don’t believe there are enough people dumb enough for her to be a threat to anything besides the media(seeing her on TV is bad enough though).
That said…am I the only one who doesn’t get the reference to Levi Johnson as being “hot”?
He barely ranks as average. Hot he is not. Don’t put too much hope in that male modeling career Levi, stay in school…
Jaroslaw
#15 – see #6 no you are not the only one who thinks Levi Johnson is NOT Hot.