Does Levi Johnston Get Hotter Now That You Know He Lied About the Palins So Much His Pants Are On Fire?

Levi Johnston was never a gay icon, stupids. Posing for Playgirl does not a Liza make. And now that he’s admitting to have “publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true,” he’s something worse: A dirt bag.

Nowhere in his sorrow song to Sarah and Todd does he lay out which of his claims — made on nearly every television talk show and printed magazine — are false, but I’d be hard pressed to believe he was making crap up about his pseudo-mother-in-law’s opportunism.