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‘Does My Marriage To an Older Woman Make My Ass Look Fat?’

By Queerty Staff March 13, 2009 at 4:03pm · 23 comments

Ashton Kutcher works up a sweat in Miami

OH SNAP — Gay rights Twitteree Ashton Kutcher works up a sweat for the paparazzi in Miami Beach.

Photos: Splash News

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23 Comments

  • cruiser

    Ashton’s getting a little chunky since being Mr Demi Moore, what happened to that PYT that everybody drooled over?!
    Waht a waste(waist?!)to see a hot body like that ruined by celebrity marriage.

    March 13, 2009 at 4:03pm
  • cruiser

    to answer the original question YES your marriage to an older woman makes your ASS & EVERYTHING ELSE LOOK FAT!

    March 13, 2009 at 4:03pm
  • jake

    @cruiser: puhleaze, he’s still pretty and nice to look at and think about.

    March 13, 2009 at 5:03pm
  • cruiser

    @jake: maybe so at least in “The Guardian” he was still hot, maybe it’s just these are lousy pictures

    March 13, 2009 at 5:03pm
  • The Gay Numbers

    He’s growing into his looks. He was good looking when he was younger, but never hot. Just model good looks, which can be boring. It’s the imperfection that’s moving him to hot-sexy.

    I can tell from the morning goods, that the image at Queery of hot-sexy is mostly certain types (that’s cool because they are good looking men that you choose).

    But for me, good looking is not enough. To me, there’s got to be that real edge that the masses don’t see. To me, he’s very sexy right now. I think maybe part of that is personality. It’s not just the Twitter comment.

    It’s also his statement on Bill Maher’s show back a few months ago. He just comes across as smart. Like a Sean Penn level smart. A lot of time what ruins it for me is when a star is good looking, but I think they aren’t probably that smart.

    Good looking, empathy and smart is extremely hot-sexy.

    March 13, 2009 at 5:03pm
  • Bob R

    Fat? You people want to call him fat? I wish I were that “fat”. Actually, I’m a lot fatter, really a lot fatter. But I digress. Ashton Kutcher looks very fine to me. He has a very handsome face and I like the facial hair. I think he’s maturing nicely and as far as I’m concerned he’s getting more attractive with age. How many can do that? I sure wouldn’t turn down a coffee date with him, or any other date, that’s for sure. He sure looks mighty fine to me, a lot better than some of these emaciated Morning Goods “models” that a lot of you guys drool over.

    As for being married to an older woman, that’s his business. I bet a lot of you older guys wouldn’t be so snarky or complain if he was married to you. You’re lookin’ good Ash!

    March 13, 2009 at 5:03pm
  • The Gay Numbers

    @Bob R: It is odd to see a gay site make a big deal about a younger guy dating an older woman.

    March 13, 2009 at 6:03pm
  • jackel

    @Bob R: @The Gay Numbers: take it down a notch, fellas, it’s meant to be a joke. i hate whiny gay queens who take everything so seriously. if this webpage could speak, your comments would be read as “waaaaaaaaaaaaah”

    March 13, 2009 at 7:03pm
  • alan brickman

    stop being sooooo jealous..

    March 13, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • alan brickman

    whiny gays shouldn’t define gay images….it makes the homophobes drool…

    March 13, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • alan brickman

    and hard…lol!!..

    March 13, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • Tom

    Can’t tell. Maybe if I taste it …

    March 13, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • boho

    WTF, fat? what is wrong with you Queerty?

    March 13, 2009 at 9:03pm
  • The Gay Numbers

    @jackel:If you don’t want to read what i write. Don’t read it. Pretty simple solution. It’s ironic- it’s you who are whining about the “notch” we are on. Why do you give a fuck? Weird.

    March 13, 2009 at 10:03pm
  • Phoenix (Who's Considering A Haagan-Daz Run)

    I would kill to be that ‘fat’.

    March 14, 2009 at 12:03am
  • afrolito

    I love how people are so stupidly judging him based on paparazzi shots of him JOGGING. Ashton is HOT, and there isn’t an ounce of fat on his body that I can see anywhere.

    March 14, 2009 at 2:03am
  • Ricci

    Fat? Where?

    March 14, 2009 at 2:03am
  • getreal

    He is hot and you can just tell by looking at him he is probably a great lay.

    March 14, 2009 at 5:03am
  • rsquared

    That first picture would make anyone look broad in the beam. He’s handsome as hell – and certainly not fat. Being married to an older woman probably makes him better at sex.

    March 14, 2009 at 6:03am
  • Bob R

    @jackel: Wow, “whiny old queens”, sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. Besides, lately this has become a very serious world. It’s especially difficult anymore to judge what is supposed to be a joke. Too many bad jokes nowadays, much like your post.

    March 14, 2009 at 9:03am
  • drew

    Dude? Where’s my car? Shibby!!!! Ashton still HAWT as evah…

    March 14, 2009 at 11:03am
  • nadersamir

    like married older woman and big 45 – 55 years hot sexy

    January 2, 2010 at 9:01am
  • samirluz

    i am 51 years like marry or meet older woman sexy; samirluz@yahoo

    March 28, 2012 at 4:03am

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