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Dominic Cooper On That Time He Literally Put His Dick On The Table

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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – AUGUST 09: Actor Dominic Cooper is photographed for Empire magazine on August 9, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Charlie Gray/Contour by Getty Images)

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15 Comments

Respect4all
I like the drag story, but how does your dick “fall out of” your jeans. Those are either some very unusual jeans or he has a strange anatomy. He looks pretty normal in the photo and the bulge doesn’t look exceptionally large.

Feb 21, 2014 at 1:57 pm · @Reply ·
MikeE
@Respect4all: Maybe button-flies with really loose button holes?

Feb 21, 2014 at 2:20 pm · @Reply ·
hyhybt
Or a zipper left open with no underwear. But that wouldn’t really be accidental.

Feb 21, 2014 at 2:43 pm · @Reply ·
B Damion
All I know is his show on BBC America got cancelled. So…..um….

Feb 21, 2014 at 2:58 pm · @Reply ·
mcflyer54
I saw him on Broadway in “The History Boys”. I had what I thought was a terrible front row seat. Terrible until the scene when Dominic removes his trousers … I couldn’t have been 5 feet from this very hot young man in tighty whities. That scene made a very lasting impression on me.

Feb 21, 2014 at 3:41 pm · @Reply ·
Mezaien
With a body like his he most be GAY??

Feb 21, 2014 at 4:46 pm · @Reply ·
yaoming
Totally implausible… about the penis falling out part. Gay? Who knows?

Feb 21, 2014 at 5:54 pm · @Reply ·
MarionPaige
in the movie The Devil’s Double, Cooper plays the guy picked to double as one of Saddam Hussein’s sons. Cooper plays both the son and the double. My favorite line in the movie is when the two are in the shower. The son looks down at the double’s dick, which is bigger, and The Son says: “My dick is very famous in this country. We’re gonna have to shorten your dick”.

Feb 21, 2014 at 6:05 pm · @Reply ·
SteveDenver
I see others have also tried to figure out how tight jeans might cause one’s penis to fall out and rest on the table. Perhaps super short cut-offs, the kind with just a thong of seam fabric bridging the crotch?

Feb 22, 2014 at 12:45 am · @Reply ·
jar
@SteveDenver: They don’t really wear shorts in the UK. And it rarely gets warm enough to require them. Both of these stories sound made up to me, although the Brits do love to dress in drag, as well as engage in what the French call, le vice anglais.

Feb 22, 2014 at 2:13 am · @Reply ·
JasonBrownUK
@B Damion: What one?

Feb 22, 2014 at 4:50 am · @Reply ·
sfbeast
@MarionPaige: I remember that line as well. Then he laughs and says just kidding, or something. He was very good in that.

Feb 22, 2014 at 1:40 pm · @Reply ·
Niall
The dick falling out story sounds weird, but I guess if your jeans were soo tight that you couldn’t properly button them up and they had button holes instead of a zipper, it could happen?

Feb 22, 2014 at 1:41 pm · @Reply ·
Respect4all
@mcflyer54: Did his dick “fall out” of his tighty whities?

Feb 22, 2014 at 11:49 pm · @Reply ·
balehead
He’s hawt…It has happened before…

Feb 23, 2014 at 11:49 am · @Reply ·