In the least surprising news of the week, Donald Trump Jr. is the latest member of the Trump klan to test positive for coronavirus.
A spokesperson for the president’s eldest son confirmed over the weekend that he’s quarantining at his cabin and is, so far, feeling OK.
“He’s been completely asymptomatic so far and is following all medically recommended COVID-19 guidelines,” the spokesperson said.
While 42-year-old Don Jr. claims to be asymptomatic, his Twitter page has grown increasingly more erratic over the past few days.
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There’s this paranoid tweet about Republican imposters who are “supposed to be on our side” secretly encouraging voters not to support GOP candidates…
I’m seeing a lot of talk from people that are supposed to be on our side telling GOP voters not to go out & vote for @KLoeffler and @PerdueSenate.
That is NONSENSE.
IGNORE those people.
We need ALL of our people coming out to vote for Kelly & David.#MAGA #GASEN
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 23, 2020
And this barely coherent one about, um, we’re not entirely sure what…
Asking for a friend: If you burn your house down after having more than six people over for Thanksgiving can that be considered a “peaceful protest” rather than an illegal gathering? #Thanksgiving
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 23, 2020
There’s also a tweet about how excited he is for an upcoming fight between Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr., some video about COVID-19 and tyranny, and a retweet about Chinese communist propaganda, plus his usual gripes about the media and liberals, who he calls “thugs and criminals.”
COVID-19 affects everyone differently and people have reported a wide range of symptoms, including neurological complications ranging from temporary brain dysfunction to delirium to brain inflammation.
Since the beginning of the pandemic, Don Jr. has dismissed the virus as being a liberal plot to hurt his father’s reelection effort. Just three short weeks ago, went on Fox News to call the COVID-19 death rate in America “almost nothing.”
To date, 257,000 Americans have lost their lives to the virus.
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Prax07
He’s tweeting like a nut job, how’s that any different from his usual nut job tweets? The whole family is sick in the head, all need to be in prison mental health programs.
Mister P
He’s the dumb one, but it’s a close competition in that family
andrewl
The apple does not fall far from the tree ?
Bengali
Is it wrong to hope he fully succumbs to covid? Actually, I take that back. I don’t want him to croak. I want him to suffer lifelong debilitating side effects from covid. Maybe losing the loss of his arms and legs…and mouth.
Max
perhaps all the Trump-supporting entire administration can have the same debilitating life-long symptoms as a penance as well. they need a good lesson on what they’ve done in allowing Trump to do nothing during this pandemic.
and they allow need to pay for what they’ve done to the Republican Party.
jerkinns
I thought they are all already suffering from life-long debilitating side effects of mental disorder?
LMG
Donald Trump, Jr. always looks high ever since he appeared on the RNC videos. Indeed, he consistently comes across as a hyperkinetic blathering idiot – a nothing chip off the old block. The poop doesn’t fall far from the @sshole.
Max
he needs all the help he can get since he’s hooked up with that Latina screamer of “the best is yet to come” fame.
dhmonarch89
PLEASE Tell us that as of 1/21/21 you will NEVER Post another article on this worthless piece of shit!
Creamsicle
I’m with you. After Biden is sworn in to office, I’m going to start dropping media outlets who give this trash family any time or space. Right now they’re holding us all hostage, and the things they do actively hurt people. After they have no tangible power, it’s really on us if we let them continue to live in our heads rent free.
Joshooeerr
That might be difficult. My money is on Don Jr running in 2024. We all know Don Sr won’t be capable or still interested by then. But he owns the Republican Party now, so if he anoints Don Jr that will be enough for the cultists to get on board.
Gary Q VV
Good idea, but I can’t wait until the first critical movie about his crazed father is released — get lots of popcorn for this flick.
cuteguy
I hope he gives it to ivanka and his crazy fake “Latina” gf from faux news. The one who was screaming to an empty crowd at the GOP national convention
Bengali
MotorBoat Maybell (Kimberly Ima Screamer) already had it. Sadly, it wasn’t potent enough. Hopefully she gets it again. This time, with an enormous punch.
RyanMBecker
Yes, the same moronic girlfriend who claimed, in that same rant, that she is the daughter of an immigrant because her mother is Puerto Rican. Dumb b*tch didn’t realize that Puerto Ricans are American citizens.
Doug
Unfortunately, if this little cretin even starts getting sick, Daddy will hook him up with the same doctors and drugs he had. Let’s hope he’s just a memory come January 20th.
WSnyder
Did anyone tell Junior that a few snorts of blow is not good while you have COVID?
Well he can always ask his wacko girlfriend to come preform an exorcism because by all accounts during the convention, she’d be pretty good at it.
FridM
Put this God awful family in concentration camp(s) along with the morons that voted for him…especially those dumb ass gay republican’ts. What a bunch of F’d up, self loathing group of losers!…….oh and then forget to feed them. That’s about as much unconditional love that I can muster up for the Right wing nuts that are Sooooo F’n Wrong!
Openminded
You can call me crazy, but I predict that Trump will not live much longer. I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that Covid has run amuck in the White House ever since he lost the election. I don’t believe our own government can or will allow him to leave office with all the inside info and knowledge he has had access to. With his level of crazy, he is apt to start tweeting all the state secrets at any time, or worse yet, sell the info to the highest foreign bidder. Best case, we might finally learn the real truth on Kennedy assassination and Area 51. LOL
O.T
LOL, I’m so happy for him…………
Tombear
I just want this whole Trump family to be gone! Old man Trump will probably die from a heart attack in four or five years. The President is a pig!
Tombear
Jr will probably die from a Cocain overdose and his girlfriend will be turning tricks so Franklin Graham can watch his wife and Trump jrs girlfriend lesbianate while Franklin and Jr watch. High on cocain no doubt!
Caine
I do not know why you would post an article about THIS idiot or his idiot sperm donor.
Jon in Canada
Come on COVID, do your thing and rid the world of this vapid, venal oxygen thief.
ShiningSex
HE’S SO GROSS. WHO’D F*CK THAT???? EWWW!!!!!
ShiningSex
SOON THE TRUMP FAMILY WILL BE GOING TO JAIL HOPEFULLY. THEY’RE ALL CROOKS!!!
nm4047
The Umpa Lumpa will issue a family pardon in the last days of his administration.
roddy
That’s what happens when you’re in self-isolation, quarantining. He’ll be ok when he’s behind bars as he’ll be somebody’s bitch.
richybruce
I’m over Covid. Every single one of those morons is still here. It’s just not doing it’s job properly.
Celtic
Hopefully, the end is near. Oh, my! WHAT a gift for Christmas that would be.
woodroad34
Rather than dying from his father’s epidemic like he should (and we wish he would), he lingers on. Probably due to the fact that Covid is no match for his fetid and cankerous soul.
Bubbleandsqueal
For the love of Goddess, can we now, at long last, give ourselves permission to wean ourselves off these filthy grifters, and start ignoring them?!
Paulie P
I hate the guy but I completely understood what he meant in the second tweet….. what is so tricky about it…?
he is saying a peaceful protest is allowed but have more than 6 people over on Thanksgiving and boom you are in trouble.
hate the family but i get what he is saying.
RoughRugger
Come noon on 1/20, can we please…PLEASE…never give any airtime to these nepotistic asswipes ever again???
rodeodyki
Dandy Don Jr is,experiencing karma.I hope his kids and their cousins are safe, don’t,care about his idiotic girfriend? Is she helping him or just using his bank account?
Boston495
How can people possibly believe that Don Jr will be a candidate for president in 2024? How would they even be possible.
Redmon17
The only thing I want to hear about anyone in the Trump crime family is that they’re on their way to prison.
paulmodibe
I AM NOT A MONSTER, I DO NOT CARE. KARMA IS HELL.
Terrycloth
We just had Biden on tv introducing his new security team .in the half hour 40 minutes nor Biden or any member of his team mentioned trump.AT ALL. I hope that continues.say the former president..never say his name again.
bachy
Just another Trumpovirus death cult zombie. Once the Covid vaccine is distributed, they’ll need to find a vaccine for the Trumpovirus. Half the population’s been infected and the prognosis is not good.
Young Timer
Junior looks like he’s in a coffin in that picture.
Wishful thinking on my part, but if he is on his deathbed, where do I send flowers?
ElPillo
Can’t they see they aren’t Republicans but aberrations that high jacked a party and every fool in it? Lincoln wouldn’t have recognizes these group of degenerates as their party. No, I’m not Republican but think that that party during the post-civil war reconstruction period was a different thing than todays’s disgusting bunch