It hasn’t been a great week for Donald Trump Jr.
In addition to his father being impeached for the second time, Little Donnie is just six days away from losing his Secret Service detail. But that’s not even the bad news.
Earlier this week, it was reported that he and his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, have come to the disappointing realization that they simply cannot live in New York City after Donald Trump exits the White House.
“There is no way they can stay in New York,” a source close to the couple tells the New York Post. “They’d be tortured in the streets.”
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So the couple has begun house hunting in Jupiter, Florida, about an hour and a half away from Indian Creek Island, where Ivanka and Jared just bought a $32 million plot of land to build a beachfront estate.
“They are looking at a very secure, guarded, protected community with like-minded conservatives,” the source says. “There’s no way they will ever feel welcome in New York.”
But Don Jr.’s troubles don’t stop there.
Related: DC attorney general puts Ivanka on mega blast for trying to tweet her way out of investigation
In addition to being run out of his hometown, the president’s eldest son was just deposed by the D.C. Attorney General’s office regarding that ongoing investigation into Trump’s 2017 Inaugural Committee.
According to D.C. Attorney General Karl A. Racine, the Trump Inaugural Committee blew $1 million on an overpriced ballroom at the president’s D.C. hotel then paid an exorbitant $49,000 bill at the Loews Madison Hotel for a room booked by Don Jr.’s assistant.
Last year, Ivanka was also called in to Racine’s office to give deposition. After speaking with officials for more than five hours, she tweeted that the suit was “politically motivated” and “a waste of taxpayer dollars.”
Racine says both the Trump Organization and the Trump Inaugural Committee violated laws that forbid charities from giving special benefits to their own leaders. The suit demands Trump’s company pay back the money to charity.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Bubbleandsqueal
He’ll eventually march down to Bolivia for his “retirement.” Is there extradition with the U.S.?
Bob
We may not want him back. Have to think about that.
Cam
Kimberly Guilfoyle was fired from Fox News for being too much of a disgusting sexual predator. From FOX NEWS!
She and Jr. make the perfect couple. He’s a criminal, she’s a predator.
JustLarry
She was married to Gavin Newsome though, so was he a Republican back then like her, or is she a Democrat now like him?
Cam
@JustLarry
So let’s see, he dumped her, she’s a sexual predator and you are trying to bring up an ex husband to deflect from the fact that she was too big a sexual monster even for Fox News.
JustLarry
@Cam
OMG… no! I abhor her! I would never side with someone so vile and whom snaked her way into that disgusting family.
Cam
@JustLarry
They divorced 15 years ago so doubtful any influence they had on each other lasted much beyond that.
jayceecook
@JustLarry best thing to do is never respond to something Cam posts here in the comments. He’s legit a troll pretending to be a “troll hunter” and will attack anybody for any reason especially if they don’t agree with everything he says. He thrives on hate and attacking people. Hrm. That reminds me somebody…
Anyways, I totally get you were asking a real, honest question. It is odd she was married to a Dem before. Makes you wonder where her motives are, probably money, when it comes to this staunch conservative image she’s been peddling for years.
But yeah, Cam Cam is cray cray so best thing to do is just scroll past his rants which are so cringe these days that it’s obvious he is just copying and pasting most of them from a list he pre-typed. The second you see “So let’s see”, “So let me get this right”, or “That’s cute” just keep scrolling because what follows is guaranteed to the stupidest thing you’ll read all week or month. Cam Cam couldn’t be intellectually humble if he was paid to be.
Now cue the “that’s cute”, “no matter what screen name”, “it’s nice to know I live rent free”, “TROLL game”, “precious”, “sweetie”, etc., and the rampant deflection he usually pulls out of his tackle box.
Openminded
Jaycee, that made me giggle. But, please don’t use the word “deflection”, that is reserved for Cam.
jayceecook
@Openminded Who do you think he learned that from? LOL
Every time he’d start a fight with me or somebody else I’d say something about how he was deflecting and either just name calling or ranting about nothing. I might have event called him the master of deflection once or something similar. Totally stole it from me.
Which is genius, the bad, mad kind, if you think about it. What better way to deflect from a point or points being made in a discussion than to call something somebody is saying a deflection! You can just keep accusing them of it so you never have to actually make a valid point. Clearly Cam Cam should have gone into politics.
Cam
@jayceecook
LOL!!! OMG! Hey Roy Ajax, I knew now that other people were calling you out as being a troll that you would either create a new screename or steal someone else’s (Like to did to Black Pegasus).
Well now I see you ripped off jayceecok’s screename. If you’re going to do that, try not to call me the EXACT SAME NAMES you call me from your other troll accounts.
I’ve said it before, you’re really really REALLY bad at this.
Openminded
@Cam, Wrong again. It’s still just me, not RoyAjax or anyone else. Please point out who else, except for your other screennames, are allegedly calling me out. I see you are so upset at my calling you out that you can’t even type legibly or make sense of your speech.
Rock-N-RollHS
I wish I had such problems as being forced move from New York to a multimillion beach-front property.
Mack
As long as it’s in the path of many hurricanes I don’t care.
Cam
You mean chased out of his hometown and none of his old acquaintances want to be seeing with him and he’s under indictment and probably heading to jail.
Yeah, really great life.
Cam
Let’s be honest, the real reason they’re all trying to hurriedly dump money into property in Florida is because Florida makes it much harder to seize houses in a bankruptcy, and they’re dumb enough to believe that if New York indicts them, that Florida’s Republican state government won’t extradite them.
MacAdvisor
The civil government of Florida doesn’t really get to refuse to extradite people. There is a hearing before a judge, but the state wouldn’t really have standing to object except under some weird set of circumstances. Additionally, there isn’t extradition for the feds.
Cam
@MacAdvisor
Good to know!
As for the Fed, I was thinking about the charges that New York State was bringing on them, but you’re right, no fight if it’s the Southern district!
Paulie P
the actual story is the Trumps paid an exorbitant amount for the room as it is a not for profit organization….. another not for profit organization paid pennies basically fro the same room either the day before or the day after…
just amount Trump scam
ericr_wilson
I wish he would bring his blowhard, wimpy ass back to New York…. I’d follow him down the street and loudly tell him all about his repulsive sperm donor and siblings.!! He better not ever let me catch him in my city…. Oh, and I’m immensely pleased that the whole foul bunch has been chased away; Florida deserves them.
Caine
I agree – now if we in NYC can only get Cheeto Tower shut down
ShiningSex
He looks like he has a variety of STDs. Look at that ugly face. Who would f*ck that?
Peter
That banshee he left his wife and kids for; that’s who. They deserve each other.
G R
Living life in a Florida gated community, talk about splendid isolation…this guy is a bigger bag-of-douche than his daddy. If that’s possible.
cubcmh
Jupiter is lovely. Well, at least it was B.J. (Before Junior)
amanwithanedge
vermin.
tzwicky
“So the couple has begun house hunting in Jupiter, Florida, about an hour and a half away from Indian Creek Island, where Ivanka and Jared just bought a $32 million plot of land to build a beachfront estate.”
There is no beach on Indian Creek Island. All the houses are waterfront, as there’s a 3-4 foot high seawall around it.
dre23222
He’s a ugly wolf looking crackhead. He be so coked out. It’s sad that those stupid ignorant cult followers let this family take their money to fund his legal defense and continue to use them. The entire family is a complete joke. Hopefully they go away permanently.
GayEGO
The entire D.J. Trump family is a mess and they need to be gone so we can say – Good Riddance!
ricdardc1
She’s a Perfect “KKKlit I Mean Fit” for that Family.