Don Jr. is talking about something, just don’t ask anybody what it is.
The ex-president’s eldest son posted a truly bonkers four-and-a-half-minute video to his Facebook page titled “Pathetic: Biden can’t read a teleprompter!” yesterday, in which he made all sorts of wild claims about… um… we’re not entirely sure.
Related: It sure looks like the January 6 committee is getting ready to subpoena Don Jr.
“You know what, can’t put Joe Biden in the same room with someone, he might let one rip,” a glossy-eyed Don Jr. slurred at one point in the video.
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“Guys… Joe Biden… is what stands between us and… a nuclear capable China. Joe Biden is the guy they’re gonna call at three in the morning… if there’s a serious crisis… with Russia.”
Don Jr. is on another bender. The pressure must be getting to him. His deranged, slurred, unnatural, speech is clearly drug fueled. pic.twitter.com/4QBth83fDj
— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) January 23, 2022
Seriously, this might be worse than that awful fart video he posted back in November 2020.
In the video’s caption, Don Jr. included a link to his online store and a coupon code for 15% off, encouraging his followers to “Make a patriotic statement with this merch!”
The video comes one day after Michael Cohen alleged on MSNBC that Donald Trump once told him that if legal action is ever taken against the Trump Organization, he wants Don Jr. to take the fall instead of Ivanka.
Related: The Jan. 6 committee has Kimberly Guilfoyle’s phone records and everyone is thinking the same thing
“Donald said it to me, I mean I wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t said directly to me, he goes ‘if one or the other has to go to prison, make sure that it’s Don because Don would be able to handle it’,” Cohen claimed.
Jr. and his sister are currently fighting a subpoena from the New York attorney general’s office seeking their testimony in an ongoing civil investigation into the family’s business.
Naturally, Twitter has a lot to say about the matter…
Don Jr. pic.twitter.com/i9IT9d5tNC
— justblegit ?? (@justblegit) January 24, 2022
Don Jr doesn’t seem well.
— ? Sassenach ???? (@omwill3) January 24, 2022
Don Jr is in full freefall mode!
— Richard N. Ojeda, II (@Ojeda4America) January 24, 2022
My beloved, departed grandmother would have taken on look at Don Jr. and whispered in her Southern accent.
"Son, that boy's a damn dope fiend."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 24, 2022
cocaine and Don Jr. are trending together because of course they are
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) January 24, 2022
Hunter Biden is trending so you know Don Jr. was recently on Twitter as high as a kite.
— kayt (@KathrynTomashu1) January 24, 2022
All kidding aside, @DonaldJTrumpJr is in very bad shape. Regardless of how loathsome a human being he may be, he is in the throes of a serious drug – and probably alcohol – addiction and needs help. At the very least @kimguilfoyle, take away his phone.
— ken olin (@kenolin1) January 24, 2022
Kimberly Goilfoyle is just as bad as Don Jr.
— voteblue2020 (@lflorepolitics) January 24, 2022
What do you think Don Jr is on? I say coke and alcohol. I was a drug and alcohol counselor so I'm pretty good at this.
— J???? S????? ?? B??????? (@JujeeFroot) January 24, 2022
Is anyone in Don Jr.'s orbit gonna do an intervention and talk to him about his video? I'm sure even the girl in The Ring heard from a friend or two about her creepy video.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) January 24, 2022
The difference between Hunter Biden and Don Jr. is that Hunter Biden’s dad loves him.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) January 23, 2022
Prison awaits for Don Jr, Ivanka and Eric Trump. Daddy won’t be able save them from his prison cell. #LockThemAllUp pic.twitter.com/6q8nJNxKD3
— KeanoTheDog (@judgeyourself99) January 24, 2022
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Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Jack
Irony and hypocrisy of all the BS he was spewing aside…..this douchebag is in big trouble. This is what is known for addicts as a death spiral. Maybe he should seek Hunter Biden’s council on how to get sober.
johncp56
Thank you Ditto, they are prooving how really crazy they are, scummy sticky creeps, glad they are almost gone out of ear shot,
cuteguy
Don Jr will do better in jail than his sister as long as there is coke available. And I don’t mean the soft drink
Rob
I think they know how to make drugs or booze in their toilets, so Jr. should be all set.
RoughRugger
Um…Rob? An inmate might be able to hoard enough materials to make a bowlful of literally-shitty gin in their toilet, but I seriously doubt they’d be able to grow the coca they would need to manufacture cocaine without someone noticing.
Jr. will be in withdrawal within a day or two of any long-term incarceration.
BigDavidO
If he actually did go to jail, it would be cushy Federal prison with hot n cold running drugs for affluent inmates.
Mister P
Now I really want to see sister go to jail.
BigDavidO
Hopefully they have saved the cell where Helmsley and Martha Stuart served their sentences for another celebrity Federal inmate like Ivanka.
CNY1983
Who are the “GUYS” hes talking to? Are they in the same room with him?
Shouldn’t Kimberly Guilfoyle be in the background dancing to “Gloria”?
Does he have a job or does he survive by this online grifting?
What makes this idiot think anyone would listen to a word he says?
HE’S OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL.
By the way, his bridge is getting in the way of his speech UNLESS its the cocaine making his mouth dry.
JTinToronto
Born with a silver spoon in his mouth and THIS is what comes out of it?
xanadude
He doesn’t REALLY think he himself could ever run for any office, now, does he?!
mateo
I’d rather have them calling Biden at 3am than having them calling your Daddums, Donnie.
Heywood Jablowme
Biden is aware there’s been a “nuclear capable China” since 1964.
Granted, Daddy Trump was always awake at 3am… sitting on the golden throne and tweeting!
Tristatebi
‘if one or the other has to go to prison, make sure that it’s Don because Don would be able to handle it’,”… This is real “Succession” stuff…
woodroad34
More evidence that Daddy Drumpf has poor reasoning skills. If this is how Junior would be able to handle prison, I’d hate to see Plastische Barbie realize she’s gonna be frog marched to Rykers or a federal prison. Actually, I think she’d take over the cellblock, whereas The Former Guy JR would just bend over
GayVeteranOfcr
Besides cocaine as the apparent drug of choice of correspondents, there are other medical causes that could show such mental and physical symptoms, including early Parkinson’s Disease, and tertiary syphilis.
JoshGL
Ummm…maybe he’s creating a false public persona so that he can claim addiction when he is indicted or sentenced?
That’s very Trumpian.
Invader7
I think that ALL of The Donalds children are at the least allegedly mentally impaired ( Donalds DNA ) and they just maybe be afflicted with other mental issues….. Just saying….