Donald Trump Jr. is denying reports the he was coked out of his mind during his speech at the Republican National Convention on Monday night.
Don Jr. says his glossy eyes and sweaty face were the result of bad lighting. Interestingly, no one else seemed to have that problem when they were speaking under the same lights.
Also, bad lighting doesn’t explain his slurred speech, but whatev.
Speaking to Fox & Friends yesterday, the president’s eldest son was asked point blank about all the people who thought he snorted a line of coke before taking the stage.
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“I guess there must have been something with the lighting, but they started doing this trending thing,” he said. “DONALD TRUMP JR.’S ON COCAINE!”
Junior then went on to recycle a joke he’d made on Twitter earlier in the week, saying that people accusing him of taking coke must have “confused” him with Joe Biden’s son Hunter, who has previously spoken openly about his struggles with drug addiction.
On Fox & Friends, Donald Trump Jr responds to allegations he was high on cocaine during the RNC: "It must have been something with the lighting … you have me confused with Hunter Biden" pic.twitter.com/kmjsdlRiIA
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) August 26, 2020
Now, how about some memes?
Related: “Many people” believe Don Jr. was coked out of his mind during last night’s RNC speech
GayEGO
Don Jr. is just lying again, like his father does.
TomG
Junior can claim anything he wants, but the eyes is what gave him away.
Eric R. Wilson
Dipping into his dad’s stash again…. He’ll learn not to touch that strong shyt the whiner-in-chief lives on….
missvamp
all they do is lie, lie, lie!
Dymension
Cocaine doesn’t make you slur. It speeds you up! But yeah, he does look drugged out. Also, what is it with that fake tan look?
amanwithanedge
HE’S SO UGLY.
woodroad34
There’s that kind of rat-faced thing he does with his mouth as though he’s trying to say “fffffava beans and a nice Keeyanti”.
GregoryH
You’re right. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes to the bone. He’s ugly alright.
ToxicMasculinity
He’s not Hunter Biden with his nasty meth addiction, so unlikely he’d be on drugs before going on national TV.
Cam
Aaaaand the right wing troll account is STILL trying to push anything about Hunter Biden.
Wow, nothing came from that before and you’re STILL trying it?
No back to the post about Trump Jr. being sweaty and coked up before his speech.
Creamsicle
“It’s not cocaine, I’m just always sweaty and puffy!”
Amazing self-burn. Almost as good as Ben Shapiro and his wife’s DAP.
Cam
LOL!
Reminds me of when Prince Andrew tried to say an underaged girl’s claim he had sex with her was not true because she said he was sweating and he tried to claim that something happened to him in the army and he never sweat anymore.
Man these people are stupid.
Terrycloth
He is as narracisstic as his daddy..probably snorting daddy’s Aderall..in large doses too..
darkanser
I’m just tickled he had to defend his performance — even though I didn’t bother to look.
Doug
Why are people saying he looks coked? He looks totally stoned, but not coked up.
Kangol2
He has a post-lunch lunch to 3 am coke bender then headed into his job in Manhattan look on his smushed little face!
woodroad34
If it was well and truly bad lighting…why do we still see him? Don’t they have lighting directors on these things? Or did Daddy just toss him under the bus ’cause he wants to look the best?
Kangol2
Don the Con Jr. is GROSS!
divaboys
Did anybody besides me catch Donald Jr. making the Qanon hand sign just seconds after the beginning of his speech?!!! WHY HAS NO ONE CALLED HIM OUT ON IT????????
Kangol2
For the same reason almost no media outlet including the “liberal” ones has said a thing about the racist epithet against Obama that a Don the Con supporter screamed out on Monday at Don the Con’s RNC opening day rambling lie fest. Don the Con responded with a laugh and then said “Be nice.” Yeah, right.
THEY DON’T CARE!
GregoryH
Why were his eyes red and glassy?????
Itsonlythetruth
He’s his father’s son, a liar.
MikeGinMN
As a recovering addict… there was a saying my fellow addicts used to use on the new people… those who thought they could lie to us about still using while living with recovering addicts.
“Don’t try to bullshit a bullshitter. We were all liars… we can all see a liar a mile away.”
Donny Jr might or might not have been on cocaine… but he was on something. I can see it… any recovering addict can see it.