Run for cover

Donald Trump is gonna go absolutely ballistic over these three new magazine covers

Subtlety is overrated — and when the leader of the free world happens to be a radioactive, hate-orange poisonous toad, it can even be something of a disservice.

This week, the work splashed across the covers of three highly respected publications err on the side of big, blustery statements that provide the pictorial equivalent of a rotten banana pie hurled into Trump’s blabbering skull-flaps.

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Notice a theme? Each of these works are as pointedly obvious and ham-fisted as The President’s queasy rhetoric.