Donald Trump has never had a gay thought in his life. Never ever ever! Not once. Not a single time. Believe him.
In newly unearthed audio from a past interview with class act Howard Stern, the flailing GOP presidential candidate/self-proclaimed pussy grabber/debate loser talks at length about his total, 100 percent lack of interest in having gay sex.
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The comments, obtained by CNN, were made during a 2010 interview and came shortly after Trump praises golf star Tiger Woods for not being gay and for having many, many mistresses.
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During the discussion, Trump voluntarily brings up a man Stern had interviewed who said he wasn’t gay even though he had experimented with “one or two” other men.
“You said, ‘Anybody who has had one or two events with a man is gay’,” Trump says.
“Absolutely. Absolutely, you know it and I know it,” Stern responds. “How many events have you had with a man?”
“Zero!” Trump quickly denies. “Not even a thought.”
“You’re a real man,” Stern congratulates.
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“In other words,” Trump insists, “with all that I’ve had, I’ve never had a thought. There’s never been a big thought process, you know… Never even, like, a thought. In other words, let’s put it this way, during the event there’s never a thought of Jimmy or Ronald or any of that, no. No thoughts.”
Listen to the disgusting clip below. Or don’t.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
“Listen to the disgusting clip below”
Oh respectfully fuck off. This sanctimonious toolery is why the Alt-Right is gaining traction with the young.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
For Graham Gremore:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EhVRqxqk7ZU
Scribe38
Gay men are real men -_-
What a dickhead.
Bob LaBlah
You guys missed a damned good PBS broadcast on Trump and Hillary. Hillary aint no saint and is a liar but trust me, Trump is full of it. This is the most internally awful decision America has ever had to make. Two candidates who clearly believe they are entitled to the presidency based solely on who they are and not their capabilities in governing. No one could stand Hillary and Trump, after losing a BILLIONS of the big banks money tells them his name alone was worth billions and they bought into it. Part of me hopes he wins just to spite their asses and get even with them once he is elected. But the other part of me tells me to face reality that Hillary is the lesser of the two biblical mistakes we have to choose from.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/the-choice-2016/
Mo Bro
Another complete waste of 2 minutes.
Tobi
@Bob LaBlah: A steely eyed mental health nurse gloving up or an oompa loompa with a dead ferret on its head. Decisions. Decisions.
Bad Ass Biker
Well, that is nice to know because I would rearrange his teeth if he ever grabbed me.
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@Bob LaBlah: I urged people to check out that documentary on another thread on here. It’s very good.
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NateOcean
“Zero!” Trump quickly denies. “Not even a thought.”
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Clearly Trump misunderstood the question. Stern was asking about thoughts of gay sex, not “Have you ever had a single coherent thought?”
jsmnyny24
Must every man have thoughts of having sex with another man?
ErikO
Eh it’s Howard Stern he does this stuff all the time.
LubbockGayMale
Methinks he doth protest too much!
Aromaeus
The breeders can keep em.
o.codone
No gay thoughts? Good, let’s keep it that way Donald. The thought of all that blubber is really offputting. You’re starting to look like Hillary now Donald, those fat thighs and hips like a rhino. Bill tried to fuck Hillary, but well, you know what happened. The sneezing from the baby powder and all that. Not good. No, not good.
Heywood Jablowme
@NateOcean: LOL.
Bob LaBlah
@o.codone: “You’re starting to look like Hillary now Donald, those fat thighs and hips like a rhino.”
It took you this long to notice that? lol Were I that Miss Universe contestant I would have challenged his ass to a “Naked Off” in the middle of Times Square. Lets see whose ass is really the fattest and pig-like that way, Mr. Trump.
Jack Meoff
I can honestly believe that Trump has never had a single thought about having gay sex in his life if only because all the combined gay energy of the entire universe would come together to prevent such an horrific concept from manifesting itself in anyone’s mind including his.
dwes09
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: “This sanctimonious toolery is why the Alt-Right is gaining traction with the young.”
Actually it is not. The alt-right has gained traction because critical thinking is discouraged by the conventional right, because stereotypes and simplistic thinking are encouraged by the right, and because the school systems in quite a number of states operate under those ideas. The alt right has also gained traction because a false interpretation of history is pushed by the right, and because of persistent faith based white supremacist ideas (the “christian identity” movement motivates a lot of the alt right folks).
And to a certain extent, rampant meth use has damaged the brains of a lot of the alt-right rank and file. Queerty correctly excoriating fools like trump does not cause the growth of the alt-right movement. Get real!
Louis
No worries Donald no man nor woman (unless they know you are rich that is) would ever be with you much less ever think of you in that way.
Most of us have far better standards then that I assure you.
DCguy
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID:
I love the coded language. “Alt-right” is GOP speak for rac-its and bigots.
Oh, and Clinton is polling ahead with young voters by record numbers, so no, that part of your post isn’t true either.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@dwes09: And to a certain extent, rampant meth use has damaged the brains of a lot of the alt-right rank and file”
Citations?
“Queerty correctly excoriating fools like trump does not cause the growth of the alt-right movement.”
Isn’t he self-evidently bad enough based on real shit not to necessitate this manufactured faked outrage BS about fucking nothing at al!
“Get real!”
Ouch!
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@DCguy: Wait…who are you accusing of “coding” here? And nope it’s actually a discrete movement. It certainly contains the elements of which you speak but is by no means limited to those or even ideologically coherentt..it’s dangerously complacent to think otherwise; It’s spreading amongst otherwise non-r@cist, non-homophobic (etc) kids too as a reaction @against the worst excesses of humourless exaggeratedly PC culture (or SJW outrage culture if you prefer)
As to your second point/strawman/non-sequitur/whateverthefuck:
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/teenagers-oppose-gay-marriage-and-shun-tattoos-f2rf0td0b
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: To be clear: @DC for some bizarre reason wants to believe that I was making a case for Trumps popularity among young people. Whereas I was simply saying that younger people are becoming more and more amenable to the views of alt-right in part due to the exagerated and dishonest hyperbole of the extreme fringes of the left, to wit my link reporting a seoerate but related finding.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@dwes09: You have no fucking idea who or what the alt right is so go back to sleep. The Alt Right has prominent atheists and even a few few prominant homosexuals and even at least one prominent Transwomen (MRA to boot!) that I know of..it’s much more complex, even more in incomprehensibly batshit than your TLDR-worthy embarrasigly clueless definition.
BigWill
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: OK: You’ve written “alt right” and “Alt RIght”; you’ve written “prominent” and “prominant” and “prominent” in the same sentence (and QT has spellcheck, I might add); you wrote “few few”; “even” twice in the same sentence; you’ve capitalized “transwoman”; I don’t know if that last bit of punctuation is meant to be a period or an ellipsis, but it’s not any punctuation I recognize; the sentence that follows, to borrow your word, is incomprehensible, and you mangled the spelling of “embarrasingly.” But please do continue to enlighten us about how smart you are.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@BigWill: I’m (mis)typing on my phone…text selection and spellcheck is buggy for me on iOS ..I probably need reading glasses..finally I’m a bad speller! Deal! Oh and It’s a fucking website comment not a fucking dissertation you tedious pompous prick. Please try again.