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Donald Trump On Marriage Equality: “It’s Not My Thing”

Donald Trump called in to the Howard Stern show this morning to discuss pressing issues like marriage equality, Snooki, and Kim Kardashian’s “fat ass.” When asked to “go on the record” with his thoughts on marriage equality, Trump carefully fumbled his way through an unsurprisingly inadequate answer.

“I’m not [for gay marriage]. It’s not an argument that’s been discussed with me very much. People know it’s not my thing one way or another.”

Since when did not discussing an issue justify your opinion on it? We wish the legendary radio talk show host would have probed a little deeper, but it probably would have cut into the precious time set aside for plugging Celebrity Apprentice.