The Donald Trump/Stormy Daniels ’60 Minutes’ memes are in and they’re brutal

Stormy Daniels sat down with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes last night to talk about her alleged 2006 affair with Donald Trump which he tried paying her $130,000 in hush money not to talk about.

In last night’s interview, Daniels said the sex with Trump was consensual but that she wasn’t even remotely attracted to him, that he didn’t use a condom, and that she spanked him with a rolled up magazine.

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She also claimed that Trump told her he reminded him of his daughter and that he promised her a spot on The Apprentice. Oh, and he had someone threaten her with violence in a Las Vegas gym parking lot if she didn’t “Leave Trump alone. Forget the story.”

Not surprisingly, Twitter had a lot to say about the whole thing…

And then there were the memes…

? Well that’s not exactly what she said, but close enough ????? — TRANSCRIPT — CBS just released the transcript of Stormy Daniel’s 60 Minutes interview. Right off the bat she confirms our story that she spanked Donald Trump with a magazine he was on the cover of. – Stormy Daniels: Ummm (LAUGH) it started off– all about him just talking about himself. And he’s like– “Have you seen my new magazine? – Anderson Cooper: He was showing you his own picture on the cover of a magazine. – Stormy Daniels: Right, right. And so I was like, “Does this– does this normally work for you?” And he looked very taken– taken back, like, he didn’t really understand what I was saying. Like, I was– does, just, you know, talking about yourself normally work?” And I was like, “Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.” (LAUGH) And I’ll never forget the look on his face. He was like– – Anderson Cooper: What– what was his look? – Stormy Daniels: Just, I don’t think anyone’s ever spoken to him like that, especially, you know, a young woman who looked like me. And I said, you know, “Give me that,” and I just remember him going, “You wouldn’t.” “Hand it over.” And– so he did, and I was like, turn around, drop ’em.” – Anderson Cooper: You– you told Donald Trump to turn around and take off his pants. – Stormy Daniels: Yes. – Anderson Cooper: And did he? – Stormy Daniels: Yes. So he turned around and pulled his pants down a little — you know had underwear on and stuff and I just gave him a couple swats. – Anderson Cooper: This was done in a joking manner. – Stormy Daniels: Yes. and– from that moment on, he was a completely different person. — Full Transcript — #repost @pete.santangelo1 #ticktock #winning #truth #predator #mueller #impeachtrump #collusion #obstruction #gunculture #nra #ignorance #mueller #impeachtrump #ignorance #idiots #dumptrump #hypocrisy #trump #minions #fucktrump #accountability #clueless #civility #stormydaniels #donaldtrump #immigration #daca #obama #60minutes

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