Donald Trump wants his supporters to carry an official ‘Trump Card’. Of course, they’d have to make a donation for the privilege of doing so.
The cards were unveiled in two emails from Trump’s Save America PAC to supporters on Wednesday. Insider was among the first to report on them. The red and gold cards look like credit cards and carry Trump’s signature.
The emails invited supporters to choose their favorite design. Clicking the link took people to a fundraising page.
“The card you select will be carried by Patriots all around the Country,” the first email said. “They will be a sign of your dedicated support to our movement to SAVE AMERICA, and I’m putting my full trust in you.”
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A follow-up email reminded subscribers, “We’re about to launch our Official Trump Cards, which will be reserved for President Trump’s STRONGEST supporters.”
“We recently met with the President in his Florida office and showed him four designs. Originally we were planning on releasing just one design, but when President Trump saw the cards on his desk, he said, ‘These are BEAUTIFUL. We should let the American People decide – they ALWAYS know best!'”
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Pretty soon, many had spotted an error with these officially endorsed pieces of merchandise. One of them, with a stars and stripes background, had ‘official’ spelled as ‘offical’.
Among those to mock the error was the centrist GOP group The Lincoln Project.
Nothing spells official quite like… misspelling ‘official.’ pic.twitter.com/PdAZLgMeKQ
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 5, 2021
Others said this was Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again.
The “offical” typo on the Trump Cards is like a Four Seasons Total Landscaping-level of self owning 😭😭
— Jake Lobin (@JakeLobin) August 5, 2021
Some questioned the eagle used on one of the designs.
Trying to think where I have seen the new Trump Card insignia before 😡🤦🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/sZ3VNgFUvt
— Amy Siskind 🏳️🌈 (@Amy_Siskind) August 5, 2021
One of the Trump cards misspells “Official” as “Offical.”
Sure, they’re Nazis, but they’re not grammar Nazis. pic.twitter.com/XGkTkMVUQf
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) August 5, 2021
And most were simply mystified over the purpose of the card.
Is it a credit card, luggage tag, ice scraper for the winter… What does his card do for you?
— maureen fernandez (@maureen09316932) August 5, 2021
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jmps
His racist uneducated followers would have never caught the misspelling.
mailliw110
If no one told them which one was wrong, they would think the other three were incorrect.
Max
his card is just like his administration and way he ran the country: slapped together
whereshouldistart
It is virtually impossible to steal from a trump supporter. All you have to do is tell them it’s for trump and they’re more than willing to not only give you their money…they’ll have an orgasm while doing it.
I need to get in on this action, so I’m introducing a piece of old white dogshit that I’ve coloured red, white and blue.
It’s called “PATRIOT POO” and you can get yours for $49.99 plus shipping. For $59.99 it will come with a beautifully embossed image of trump himself, licking the dog’s ass as he pushed this little gem out on my front lawn! (Thanks for never picking up Queenie’s dogshit Karen!)
I should be a millionaire by next Friday.
Mehki
I’m screaming!
WSnyder
The Offical [as they spell it] Donald Trump Grift Card.
What does it get you?
Endless emails for more useless Trump Merch and solicitations to contribute to Trump and empty your bank account.
Proof that a Fool and His Money are soon Parted
You can show your friends and family that you are, in fact, a Card Carrying ReTrumplician
Something to use in lieu of a Vaccination Card since you refuse to get your shots
A memento you can carry in your wallet from Jan 6th
and Lastly,
literal proof you’re a Grade A A*hole and really don’t care about the Constitution or the Country.
Mehki
PT Barnum, never lied!
wikidBSTN
It should read: “Trump Fecal Card”.
Thad
We know it’s spelled “offal.”
rock9221
Trump did not misspell Official – he misspelled Fecal.
Consider This
Check is in the mail. Ordering several!
Uh, kidding.
JromeGervais09
Both are a gaudy mess. Done in poor taste, but what do you expect.
beading_man
What all the little Nazi Trumpers will want for Christmas!