Donald Trump Won’t Back Gay Marriage ‘Cause It Gives Him The Heebie Jeebies

Things Donald Trump does feel good about: birth certificates, putting his name on stuff. Things Donald Trump does not feel good about: new hairstyles, gay marriage. “I just don’t feel good about it,” says Trump to Bill O’Reilly. “I don’t feel right about it. And I take a lot of heat because I come from New York.” No, Donald, that’s not why you take a lot of heat for you it, but that’s a cute theory. In the meantime, does anyone have any feelings on straight divorce?

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