This just in: Donald Trump‘s first wife, Ivana, who he cheated on with his second wife, Marla, who he cheated on with his third wife, Melania, is writing a book!
In Raising Trump, Ivana will share personal reflections on life, humorous anecdotes and “unfiltered” stories, and the lessons she taught her children–Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Eric–as they were “growing up Trump.”
“Every day, people ask me how I raised such great kids,” Ivana says in a statement. “They are truly amazed when I tell them that there was no magic to their upbringing.”
Because who doesn’t want tips on how to raise their kids from a woman whose children have grown up to be three of the most despised offspring in America?
How about we take this to the next level?
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According to the publisher, Raising Trump will be more than just a parenting guide. It will be a story of “motherhood, strength and resilience” and also will reflect on her “childhood in communist Czechoslovakia, her escape from the regime and relocation to New York, her whirlwind romance, and her great success as a businesswoman.”
Sounds riveting.
“As her former husband takes his place as the 45th president of the United States, his children have also been thrust into the media spotlight–but it is Ivana who raised them and proudly instilled in them what she believes to be the most important life lessons: loyalty, honesty, integrity and drive,” a press release for the book reads.
This is not Ivana’s first foray into the literary arts. In 1995, she published The Best Is Yet to Come: Coping with Divorce and Enjoying Life Again.” She also penned the romance novels For Love Alone and Free To Love.
Raising Trump will be published by Gallery Books on September 12.
Related: Ivana Trump Has Nothing Against Mexicans As Long As They’re Cleaning Her House
Frank
Ivana is a piece of trash who spread her legs for money…all three of her children are worthless and the man that spawned them even less so…she is looking to cash in…nothing more and nothing less
Bob LaBlah
What this old whore did was read the writing on the wall and decided too that her ex-husband’s days are numbered and she had better cash in now before its too late. I doubt even the very institution her husband would love to get rid of, the public libraries across the country, will carry this book unless forced to (which they probably will be).
Based on their predatory skills the black panther in the jungle or the long extinct tyrannosaurus rex can claim great parenting skills too, you old witch.
JerseyMike
PLEASE DONT.. She looks like a chain smoking drunk in a country western bar
Bob LaBlah
She almost makes the late Leona Helmsley look attractive. I had to look twice to be sure that wasn’t her (Leona) twin sister that she told no one about. Look at those lips.
whatevz
ick, i can almost smell the vd coming out of that fugly leatherface
DCguy
She accused him of a violent rape during the divorce, then recanted after the settlement.
So either he is a violent rapist, or she is a liar who committed perjury. Either one is horrible. As for her children, lets see, in his P.R. puff piece interview, Donald Jr. mentioned how he got into trouble because Ivanka had no problem lying about him when they were younger, he himself got nailed for supposedly writing a speech for the convention that turned out to be written by somebody else, and all of the kids are just sucking at their parents teat.
Yeah, great kids there Ivana, maybe you and Britany Spears mom and Lindsay Lohan’s mom can get together and all of you can write a book on parenting.
Mo Bro
Apparently you forgot that Queen Hillary herself commended Trump on how well his kids turned out . . . and how dare you contradict Queen Hillary.
whatevz
with comments like this you’re either Trig Palin, Bella Santorum, Cole McMorris Rodgers or a zombie Sasha Richelle Rios
DCguy
Wow, so you blindly support Trump, AND the ex wife he hates. Guess you’re his enemy now.
1EqualityUSA
This family is starting to take on the characteristics of yeast. Saccharomyces Cerevisiae, a sugar-eating-fungus-among-us. Frank was correct, at the beginning of this thread. Trump wants to write his history to protect his name. His spouse, twice bygone, is cashing in at his circus with her (own) little freak show. Is there not a spray we can buy, a salve to apply, a medicated powder in which to roll? I miss Obama. I miss Obama, after these 63 days of pain and trauma. Endless Trump trolls–can it be so, we’ve got 1,397 to more go?
Yeast cell in 3-D–know your president:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWiZU_DZzAU