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Donald’s first wife Ivana to pen parenting guide… because she did such a great job with her own kids

This just in: Donald Trump‘s first wife, Ivana, who he cheated on with his second wife, Marla, who he cheated on with his third wife, Melania, is writing a book!

In Raising Trump, Ivana will share personal reflections on life, humorous anecdotes and “unfiltered” stories, and the lessons she taught her children–Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Eric–as they were “growing up Trump.”

“Every day, people ask me how I raised such great kids,” Ivana says in a statement. “They are truly amazed when I tell them that there was no magic to their upbringing.”

Because who doesn’t want tips on how to raise their kids from a woman whose children have grown up to be three of the most despised offspring in America?

According to the publisher, Raising Trump will be more than just a parenting guide. It will be a story of “motherhood, strength and resilience” and also will reflect on her “childhood in communist Czechoslovakia, her escape from the regime and relocation to New York, her whirlwind romance, and her great success as a businesswoman.”

Sounds riveting.

“As her former husband takes his place as the 45th president of the United States, his children have also been thrust into the media spotlight–but it is Ivana who raised them and proudly instilled in them what she believes to be the most important life lessons: loyalty, honesty, integrity and drive,” a press release for the book reads.

This is not Ivana’s first foray into the literary arts. In 1995, she published The Best Is Yet to Come: Coping with Divorce and Enjoying Life Again.” She also penned the romance novels For Love Alone and Free To Love.

Raising Trump will be published by Gallery Books on September 12.

Related: Ivana Trump Has Nothing Against Mexicans As Long As They’re Cleaning Her House