CAUTIONARY TALES

Don’t Become A Basic Bitch — Check The Warning Signs Before It’s Too Late

A-List-Cast-Portrait-byMikeRuiz-NextDo you light scented candles, sip #caffeine and lounge in yoga pants? Are you truly #blessed? Do you have #fagswag #gayboy #gays #instagay #yaaaas?

You may be a basic bitch. We recommend a heavy dose of reality and at least a week of deactivated social media accounts. It’s for the best, really.

The folks at College Humor are tackling the serious issue of Basic Bitch Plague, outlining even more symptoms and warning signs in the video below. Remember that BBP isn’t only contracted by females — it’s a serious issue that’s been creeping into the gay population more rapidly in the last few years.

Make sure you’re not next…