THE SHOT — The Polish town of Swiebodzin becomes home to the world’s largest Jesus statue. Standing at 167 feet, it towers over even Rio’s 125-foot Christ the Redeemer — and thus becomes the tallest set of judging eyes.
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Don’t Let Your Head Get Too Big, Jesus
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dellisonly
The crown seems a little much, sweetie.
REBELComx
Is it just me, or does it look like it’s made of paper mache? Maybe it’ll be struck by lightning and burn to the ground like that Touchdown Jesus statue in the mid-west.
emb
That’s true, Dellisonly. Also, really: a cape? With that dress? No.
the crustybastard
Yet another huge graven-image Jesus. Excellent! This is exactly what the world needs.
Those smaller ones weren’t working.
Kev C
Twilight Jesus is not a giant vampire so don’t be scared of him.
Red Meat
Hopefully the terrorist spend their time plotting to bomb stupid shit like this instead of killing innocent people.
Hyhybt
Tacky, tacky, tacky.
Ivad Enuffofya
Queerty get ya head outa ya ass!
Chris
I suddenly have the strangest craving for Burger King.
Brandon H
Umm, that totally looks like Mega Maid from Spaceballs with a beard. Only more angry and judgey.
Matt
Makes you wonder how many hungry people they could have fed with that money.
Simon
As a polish guy I deeply apologize for this 😉 The idea was promoted by local priest who believes that should help with crisis in Catholic church in Poland (less and less ‘active’ believers, divorces, hate for pedophile priests). IMHO Dumb idea. But it was paid by local people so I don’t give a damn about it. Other ‘great’ holy architectural crap is National Temple of Divine Providence. They’re building all of that with faith that it should rescue polish Christians from Muslim immigration and help with ‘christian doom’ that happened in Spain not to spread to Central Europe.
Superman
Don’t confuse the message of Christ with the message of some bigots within His Church. His message is of love and conversion…for all.
Jeffree
@Superman #14:
Kindly relay that message of love to the hundreds of millions of Jesus’ “followers”.
Many of them could use a reminder; they seem to have forgotten that part of their religion…..and make our lives he££ish with their hatred and venom.