Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Perez Hilton?

Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. has apparently dropped a bunch of weight and put on some mankink for Weekly InTouch, which sounds like senior citizen softcore but is actually a celebrity and entertainment rag. We bet you click through all three pictures just to check out his goods, whether you like Perez or not—you know you wanna.

Via The Sword NSFW