Drake Loves Having His Salad Tossed, Doesn’t Love Getting Smooched By Madonna

This just in: Drake may love having his salad tossed by random groupies, but when it comes to making out with Madonna, he’s not interested.

Last summer, a woman described in graphic detail to the blog Media Take Out how she allegedly performed a rim job on the hip hop crooner:

It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking.

Evidently, however, the “Started From The Bottom” hitmaker prefers to keep his freaky behavior in the bedroom. Because when Madonna tried getting fresh with him on stage over the weekend, he appeared to have a panic attack.

While performing “Human Nature” at Coachella, Madge, looking hotter than ever, approached Drake from behind, throwing his head back and planting a big, juicy kiss right on his mouth. She then proceeded to hold his arms down as she lodged her tongue deeper and deeper down this throat while he squirmed uncomfortably in his chair.

When she finally released him, Drake, looking thoroughly disgusted, began frantically wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. As Madonna made her dramatic exit, the hip hop crooner could be heard saying: “Holy shit. What the fuck just happened?”

Check out the awkwardness below…

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