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“Duck Dynasty” Is A Gay Porn Series Waiting To Happen, According To Henry Rollins

interview-henry-rollins-20060512032432345-1507954A&E would be well advised to get while the getting’s good and quadruple down on the show’s popularity with a vast array of merchandise, like a DD limited-edition shotgun, camo covers for Bibles, strap-on beards, and at least one spinoff. You could call it … Duck Dynasty. A&E should do this before the show’s fans die of respiratory/circulatory complications, substance abuse or lung cancer.

On the flip side of things, one of you supremely talented graphic artists should start a comic book series starring the Duck dudes as homosexual bears. Talk about crossover potential. The thing writes itself. At the next major gay pride event, there should be hard-bodied men in camo hot pants, ridiculous beards pasted to their chins, blowing through duck calls. Dick Dynasty is a gay porn series just waiting to happen.”

 

Punk icon and beloved sage Henry Rollins sounding off on the hirsute homophobic stars of Duck Dynasty, which he calls “one of the shittiest shows ever put on television,” in his column for L.A. Weekly

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11 Comments

  • balehead

    Great Guy…but the irony will be that many of Rollins fans are also DD fans too…

  • RomanHans

    @balehead: Do you have some kind of computer program that just randomly strings together the words you say? In the real world, there aren’t a lot of Black Flag fans who eat at Cracker Barrel and shop at Walmart.

  • Ogre Magi

    BARF

  • litper

    Dogf!cker is a right-wing homophobic troll, ignore her!

  • Richard

    Much respect for Mr. Rollins.

  • yaoming

    “Fuck Dynasty” has my vote.

  • EverybodySayLove

    K, when it does become a gay porn crossover, THEN MAYBE I’ll start to care enough to watch it…

  • SteveDenver

    Henry Rollins presents me with such a quandary: I have incredible respect for him and his excellent politics and social outlooks, and at the same time I dream of making “duck calls” while he teabags me.

  • Harley

    Dick dynasty sounds like fun.

  • balehead

    Wow!! Someone needs to back off on their “bitter queen pills”….and hit a gym already….

  • AuntieChrist

    The very suggestion of those creatures naked and engaged in sexual congress caused me to vomit in my [email protected]balehead: Honey you need to take your own advise..Projecting much..??? Bitch you need some new material.

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