Duke Boots Trans Student From Dorm

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Duke University won’t be scoring any points with trannies this morning. The famed school recently relocated a trans student from a female dorm to a male dorm, despite said student’s plans to become a woman.

“Concerned” parents held an emergency meeting upon hearing of the trans student’s presence in the dick-free dorm. One of those parents, a townie named Lee Chauncey, tells all:

They called an urgent meeting for people on the floor telling them it was going to be something that affected the way they lived throughout the year.

I told [Duke] that if I was coming across as concerned I wasn’t communicating properly… I was outraged.

Duke declined to comment on the matter, but handled the explosive situation by moving the controversial pupil to a dorm with a private bathroom. If you ask us, the unnamed student got the long end of that stick…