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E! Network VP Unravels A Shady Plan To Squash The “Fashion Police” Writers Strike

FashionPolice_PHot damn! It looks like the E! Network is going to some extreme lengths to squash the current Fashion Police strike, and the head honchos at E! are saying a mouthful without saying anything at all.

The Fashion Police writers who undoubtedly fueled the success of Joan Rivers’ hilarious time slot are currently striking against unfair wages and unpaid overtime wages in an effort to become protected under a contract with the Writers Guild of America. Both Joan Rivers and E! officials have remained silent on the matter.

The scorned writers are currently not working, so they scheduled a benefit show for tomorrow evening at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles.

The support seems pretty awesome, but there’s a twist that could possibly leave the sold-out venue completely empty!

According to a FP writer source, all tickets for the benefit show were purchased immediately after sales began by none other than E! Vice President John Najarian. What a shady queen!

It’s unclear exactly what will happen at tomorrow’s benefit show, and whether the theater will be empty or full of less-than-enthusiastic pricks, but one thing’s for sure: Some seriously crazy shit is about to hit the fan!