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14 Comments

  • Kent M

    I love celery. Does that make me a ‘stalker’?

  • Quint H.

    No, doesn’t! *nibbles on a piece of celery*

  • Harbo

    I love celery. Guess that’s what did it for me. Good to know.

  • Alex

    In general, eating healthy and caring for our bodies makes for practicing homosexuals. We are more fit and healthy than our heterosexual friends.

  • Harbo

    Only if you stick it up your butt. And if celery will make you gay, cucumbers will make you REAL gay

  • Jukadiie

    LMAOO ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME. OH WAIT I GOOGLED THE SCHOOL AND ITS A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN ACADEMY…..im just sayin

  • Stanley

    Are there any foods that can turn a gay man into a straight man? Please let me know.

  • Soupy

    Just keep eating your own poo Stanley and you will get there.

  • craig

    Great! From the prick’s who brought you “Black” and “Gay Zombie”!

  • DJ

    That’s a damn lie because I didn’t start liking celery until I was about 10 but I was kissing boys 5 years before that. How do you even test this theory? Better question, how do you even get the idea that celery makes someone gay?….

  • John

    Celery? I would’ve guessed rhubarb. *rim-shot*

  • Robbie K

    Celery and cheez whiz…heaven…err..gay heaven that is ;-)

  • divkid

    i prefer fruits rather than vegetables.
    but i’ve experienced one or two that could tick both boxes.

  • Mykey

    is this a joke, for all I know, it makes your breath smell swell!

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