With only three voting days left, a national survey on Funniest Drag Queen Names shows Eileen Dover is leading the pack for crack-showing, candy-tucking chuckles. While Dover seems like she’s sprinting ahead in her pumps, the rest of the Top 10 seems up for grabs. The leading contenders:
• Helluva Bottom Carter
• Hedda Lettuce
• Iona Traylor
• Lois Common Denominator
• Ida Dunham
• Annie Depressant
• Lucy Furr
• Shelita Buffet
• Sarabelle Palsy
Voting closes this weekend, but the search for funny names shall never die. Let’s do our own Queerty survey–post your write-in vote for funniest drag queen name in the comment section!
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shle896
Don’t forget “Sharon Needles” from Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
SpudStudScott
I am personally fond of LATRINA BIDET…
SteveDenver
Local Denver Drag queens:
Wilma Fingerdoo
Bianca Troll
Tanya Hyde
Della Katessen
Trisha Trasha
apollodad
My favorite would be Ginger Vistas.
ymca peter
Don’t forget Ida Slapter, Helen Bed, Shurdu Lookgood.
deltabadhand
My favorites ever
Helen Back
Eileen Sideways
Delta Badhand
sgsinhi
Gina Lotrimin
busdar
Sofonda Peters
EdWoody
I always enjoyed Tulita Pepsi.
edwardnvirginia
How about ?I’m a selfish bitch who prefers to marginalize transgender health needs by showing that ‘trans’ is contingent, performative, time-limited, experimental, and hysterical’?
petensfo
Helen Bach, Kay Sedilla, Tina Borchon, Amber Ahlert, Amanda Huggenkiss, and for the Spanish speaking kids… Dolores del Ano (the pain is in the ass) 🙂
Seems to me, this list is only just getting started.
And, Cookie Dough, of course… everyone’s sweetheart.
Coydomp
My all-time favorite – Eva Destruction
tadricwilkerson
Jizanna Stranger and Karloda Faggyts
muirman
Sandy Bottom!
BigWoody
From my younger days, I remember the performances of:
Rusty Faucet, in Cincinnati; and
Terry Cloth, in Orlando (a rare drag diner performer).
NoCagada
Eileen Wyle-Eulick
spiffy
My first exposure to punny drag names (and I’ve loved funny drag names ever since):
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOCSv8KIF_o&w=420&h=315%5D
bry5n
raven from drag race came up with Abortia Clinic, which is pretty damn funny
JJinAus
hahahahaha, funniest thing I have ever heard, well, since 1973, in primary school where the joke was, “Who wrote dangerous cliffs?”….
JD13
@Coydomp: yes gawd!
NoCagada
Macon Asspittle
benandy
Drag Queen I have personally known who’s names still bring me great joy:
From Gay Square Dancing’s Honky Tonk Queen Contest:
Lois Carmen Denominator
Iona Doublewide
Ida Cornholdim
From my days with the WeHo Cheerleaders:
Flipper Over
Anita Mann
And my own dear Nellie Bigbush, may her hair never need another comb out and set.
I told Eileen Dover to my very quiet husband from Joisey, and he plotzed. She’s a weiner for sure.
Cam
Ginger Minge still cracks me up.
veronicablake
My favorites have always been:
Aisha Asse
Karma SaBitch