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Elena Kagan Not Physically Arroused By 2 Live Crew’s ’15 Inches Long, 8 Inches Thick’ Opus

With Elena Kagan’s paper trail so thin, we must glom on to anything that carries her name, including one particular brief she filed when she was an associate at the law firm Williams & Connoll. There, she submitted an amicus (friend of the court) brief on behalf of the RIAA, defending Luke Records and the label’s band 2 Live Crew, for their right to sell 1989’s record As Nasty as They Wanna Be, which was all about screwing, and possibly obscene!

Even with lyrics like “It’s 15 inches long, eight inches thick/Last name almighty first name is dick,” Kagan argued the record couldn’t possibly violate the Supreme Court’s definition of obscene (and not constitutionally protected) speech. The record contains “serious artistic value,” the brief argued, despite (or because of?) lyrics like “All hoes, suck dick, all niggas, eat pussy.” Moreover, the album, Kagan and her colleagues wrote, “does not physically excite anyone who hears it, much less arouse a shameful and morbid sexual response.”

You so dirty Elena!

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On:           May 22, 2010
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    • christopher di spirito

      Elena Kagan could relate to the “eat pussy” part.

      May 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      LOL I wonder what excites her then, Vaginal fisting maybe. HAHAHAH!!!

      May 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      Lol now I feel bad for having wrote that, damn internet magic and it’s ability to preserve information in cyberspace till the end of the world or when a solar storm fries all technology in the world (please be soon, Lol j/k lets hope not in our lifetime of course).

      May 22, 2010 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      OMG just a few more views to reach 666!!! OMG so excited!

      May 23, 2010 at 10:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      Kidding of course.

      May 23, 2010 at 10:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Artist

      This kind of conversation is counterproductive, as well as all others that this web site has harped-on regarding Ms. Kegan’s sexuality. It’s time to move on…. PEACELUVNBWILD!

      May 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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