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Elena Kagan’s 7 Biggest Problems (And What To Do About Them)

Solicitor General Elena Kagan, the is-she-or-isn’t-she-a-lesbian former Harvard Law dean, still seems among Obama’s likely picks for a Supreme Court justice. But if she gets before the Senate Judiciary Committee, you can bet that her butch haircut, homo-sympathy, tits, and snooty liberal elitism will be an issue. But who says dykey attributes have to be flaws that’ll keep her from becoming our first lesbian-y justice? Let’s see how she can turn some of them into advantages.