final goodbyes

Elizabeth Taylor Will Be Buried Today At Michael Jackson’s Resting Place

Nearby her dear friend Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor will sign off for the last time today at a private ceremony at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Los Angeles, not at the cemetery her parents were buried. Just in case Westboro Baptist needed to know where to be. Those unable to make it to the funeral can stop by West Hollywood haunt The Abbey, where a makeshift shrine has been erected and sales of Blue Velvet Martini (a tribute to 1944’s National Velvet) will benefit the Elizabeth Taylor AIDS Foundation.