Ellen Page A Lezzy?

Fuck the Oscars, you’re not really, truly famous until gay rumors start circulating.

Michael Musto helps Ellen Page’s celebrity case along today. The Juno actress, he points out, doesn’t seem to have much of a dating history, unless you count her “relationship” with Ben Foster, which she later denied. And then there’s the whole Oscar dating situation:

Who did she go to the Oscars with? I couldn’t tell from the cropped shots of her, but it looked like she was maybe with her mother? For guys, that used to signify 100% gay, but for girls, it might just mean young and/or Canadian–or, um, gay.

And then there was the web item saying “Ellen Page is an out lesbian,” but for all I know the guy who ran that is the same douche who started the whole “Marcia Cross is coming out” campaign. Come on, people, help me out of this mess! Before I get stampeded by publicists shrieking, “This is an invasion of privacy!” (yeah, yeah, shut up, this is what I do), let’s put the dykey pieces together. Is Juno a you know? And if so, which male will they quickly match her up with? Zac Efron?

Sounds good to us!

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