First, Ellen delivers the good news about California’s Prop 8 being declared unconstitutional. Then she moved onto the One Million Moms debacle.
“This organization thinks that I shouldn’t be the spokesperson because I’m gay. So, for those of you just tuning in for the first time, it’s true, I’m gay. I hope you were sitting down. I hate to break it to you this way. So they wanted to get me fired, but I am proud and happy to say that JCPenney stuck by their decision to make me their spokesperson. It’s great news for me, because I need some new crew socks.”
Oh, Ellen. Never change.