Elton John’s Publicist Issues The Most Best Awesomest American Idol Rumor Denial Ever

It’s absolute rubbish. This story’s three months old. There’s more chance of me fucking you than Elton being on U.S. Idol.

Elton John‘s U.K. publicist Gary Farrow, like Justin Timberlake’s rep, shooting down reports the rocket man is even considering being a judge for the Fox show. Which means either Farrow doesn’t know what talks are happening in the U.S., or he’s begging instead for a X Factor gig.