Eminem’s “Fake Its” Love Song to Lance, Adam, and Clay

Aww, Eminem wanted to include the homosexuals in “Elevator,” his new song from the record Relapse: Refill. How nice of him. Here are the lyrics he dedicated to us: “Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken / Ain’t gonna make it / They get so mad / When I call them both fake its.” Fake its!

Get it!

Mr. Slim Shady is nothing if not clever. Just like Britney’s “If U Seek Amy.” Dodging those radio censors, y’all.