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Equal Exclusion.

By Andrew Belonsky June 5, 2008 at 3:06pm

A California county came up with a clever way to prohibit gay marriages: stop marrying everyone! Hooray for equality! The county’s name? Kern. [Good As You]

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  • Darth Paul

    Yes, I think “Kern” is middle Irish for “shitheel”.

    June 5, 2008 at 4:06pm

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