Imagine going through life being Eric Trump.
Donald Trump‘s 37-year-old son appeared on Sean Hannity’s show last night to bitch about how President Biden has been spending way too much time at his house in Delaware and not enough time at the actual White House.
“Every crisis that Biden has and every single day, there’s another one, whether it be Afghanistan or the border, right, the leaders leave,” Eric said. “When Afghanistan is falling, guess what? You have President Biden who is in Delaware not solving that problem.”
And just like that, irony keeled over died.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Eric Trump criticizes Joe Biden for spending time at his personal property instead of the White House. Irony is deader than dead. pic.twitter.com/p0EDnZ825D
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 19, 2021
Now, for context: According to the Washington Post, Donald Trump visited a Trump Organization property a total of 428 days during his one-term presidency. That’s one visit every 3.4 days. The majority of the visits were either to Mar-a-Lago (142 days) or his private club in Bedminster, New Jersey (106 days). He also spent 298 days golfing, according to TrumpGolfCount.com.
But Joe Biden spending the weekends at his home in Delaware instead of at the White House is a problem for Eric.
Now, let’s take a look at how Twitter is reacting to Eric’s most recent Fox News appearance…
Eric Trump got caught stealing from kids with cancer, so he should really just shut the fuck up forever about everything.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) October 19, 2021
If Eric Trump we’re any dumber he’d be Eric Trump.
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) October 19, 2021
Eric Trump criticizing Joe Biden for spending time at his personal property is like Eric Trump criticizing Joe Biden for being named "Donald".
— Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) October 19, 2021
Eric has successfully demonstrated that the human body can successfully survive without a brain
— Sonny (@sonnycharette) October 19, 2021
Eric Trump is trending so let’s make sure that kids with cancer aren’t missing any money.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 19, 2021
The bedbugs at Mar-a-Lago couldn’t be reached for comment.
— Matt R🎃gers (@Politidope) October 19, 2021
Meghan McCain and Eric Trump are trending so it’s a big day for white privileged people nobody would know existed if it weren’t for their fathers.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 19, 2021
Eric trump is functioning with half a brain cell.
— Nurses Against Dick Pics. (@ClaudetteGGibs1) October 19, 2021
Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing
— Spooky Liberal Wombat (@LiberalWombat) October 19, 2021
Every time Don Jr. or Eric Trump goes on Hannity, an angel throws up in its wings.
— God (@thegoodgodabove) October 19, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
ptn2719
While we’re at it, shall we mention how much time George W. Bush spent at his Texas ranch? Or how, because he was so busy ranching, his administration missed a lot of warning signs leading up to 9/11? I guess he has no problem with that, though, because he was also a Republican.
BaltoSteve
To be honest, the intelligence community missed 9/11 because of who they are. Predominantly white men who misinterpreted the semiotics of what they saw. Where they saw a middle eastern man sitting in a cave, like what they perceived to be a savage, the Islamic world saw a man following in the footsteps of the Prophet. The analysts viewed everything through their own experiences, and, since the intelligence community is a classic example of “Birds of a feather,” their conclusions reinforced rather than challenged each other’s.
BaltoSteve
I often wonder which handler is sending him on these press dog and pony shows. What is the motivation of getting him out there? I mean, he certainly lacks that charisma his Dad displayed at one time. Is it because his sister is too cunning to fall for this and their handlers don’t want Don Jr to go on yet another drug fueled rant?
Mr. Stadnick
How desperate is Sean Hannity and Fox News that eric trump is what they come up with as a guest! Its like booking a dog act or a plate spinner. Even Fox viewers can’t be uneducated enough to realize et has the IQ of a philodendron.
MDiederichNL
This is a bit harsh! Dog acts and plate spinners have talent and put in hours and hours of training! Eric has neither of these qualities.
woodroad34
‘Eric’? “ERIC!?” I thought his name was “Karen”. Karen sure has a whiny, sad little mouth. I expected a little drool to come dribbling out–thank god that swollen tongue of his dammed up his pie hole.
Tombear
Why do you carry stories about this Winee bitch?
jcool
because we enjoy making fun of him
GayEGO
Such a dishy queen, Eriqueena doesn’t know what he is talking about!
Max
yes, Eric may be living without a brain. the more horrid aspect is that he already procreated.
chappy51
He needs that big moth sewed shut!