It wasn’t that long ago that Eric Trump‘s charity, the Eric Trump Foundation, was busted for funneling donations intended for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital into his family’s golf courses instead. Now, he’s going on Fox News to once again share his concerns for children in America by bitching about their toys being stuck on container ships ahead of Christmas and blaming it all on Joe Biden.
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“My father finally brought a sense of practicality and realism to politics that had never existed before,” Eric whined to Sean Hannity. “You compare that to Joe Biden who, while kids’ Christmas presents are sitting on ships outside the port of L.A. because they can’t get ships into the port of this country … he is over in Glasgow falling asleep at the climate summit. That has to tell you everything you need to know about a politician!”
Eric Trump talks about Christmas presents stuck on container ships pic.twitter.com/0cyZCq54Wc
— Acyn (@Acyn) November 4, 2021
OK, first, everyone CALM DOWN! Christmas is still a month and a half away. You have plenty of time to buy presents for your loved ones. And if you’re really that concerned, shop locally and none of this will be an issue.
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Second, Joe Biden resting his eyes during a United Nations climate change summit in Glasgow wasn’t a great look for the President, but it has absolutely nothing to do with global supply chain issues.
While this isn’t the dumbest thing Eric Trump has ever said, it might be among the Top 10. Let’s see how people have been responding…
So, Eric is concerned about kids not getting Xmas gifts, but was perfectly happy to steal from them if they had cancer. Got it.
— KB undercover BYEdon! 👋 (@kaliope_bower) November 4, 2021
Hey Eric, I heard Christmas was about glad tidings and peace on earth and good will to men. 🤷🏻♀️
— Theresa Albo (@tbtltheresa007) November 4, 2021
Ships coming from where?
I thought we were supposed to “buy American”? 🤔— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) November 4, 2021
Remember in 2020 when Eric Trump claimed his father “literally saved Christianity?” ?
— Kate ??? (@ImSpeaking13) November 7, 2021
Someone should explain to Eric that if his father hadn’t bungled his handling of the pandemic we would probably be in a much different place. If he wants to blame someone he should look at Daddy.
— CuriousCheeze (@CuriousCheeze) November 7, 2021
HEADLINE: Man who steals from kids with cancer worries about kids getting Christmas presents late
— Earth2Mike (@Q_Bassa) November 4, 2021
I thought we were worshiping Jesus instead of gifts. Did I get that wrong?
— TMA *Get Vaccinated* (@MillerAltson) November 4, 2021
Eric Trump is worried about kids Christmas presents being stuck on ships, because if their on container ships he can't steal them.
— Amy Lynn?? (@AmyAThatcher) November 7, 2021
Parents everywhere will be thanking him for those “difficult conversations” over the next few days.
— Brian. (@BOSBrian02368) November 4, 2021
Someone thought it would be super informative to ask Eric Trump how he feels about Christmas. 🤣
— Ben (@bennusbaum) November 4, 2021
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Tombear
Grifters got to grift and he learned gritting from the master grifter, his father!
Den
“My father finally brought a sense of practicality and realism to politics that had never existed before,”
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHA!
The man who never understood how tariffs worked, who never seemed to care about the separation of powers described in the constitution, who arguable had literacy issues, and who thought “a powerful flu vaccine” could cure Covid or that it would “one day magically disappear” never brought a sense of either practicality or realism to anything, ever.
Mack
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the big thing by Republicans is “buy American”? If they’re on a ship coming to the port THEY’RE NOT AMERICAN MADE.
Inspector 57
Good catch, Mack!
Jim
Xmas is about friends and family. so Eric is shit out of luck so all he can think of is , “give me give me give me.”!!!
Cam
It is Amazing how much Republicans’ really want America to fail and take great joy in anything that goes wrong.
But about these “Supply Chain” issues…..We didn’t have toilet paper and paper towels under Trump. Now they keep screaming about supply shortages, but they’re going to have to tell my grocery store because I’m not seeing any.
jcool
the ever competitive eric in his never ending quest to prove he is indeed the dumbest trump.
GayEGO
Eric Trump has the worst mentality of the Trump Family! So sad!
GrizzleyMichael
The whole Trump family are a waste of space and should be vanquish
winemaker
We shouldn’t be having this problem if everyone got behind ‘made in USA and stopped buying the substandard and worthless CRAP from the anti American and anti world freedom subhuman commie red chinese. Time long overdue to bring the jobs, technology and manufacturing these bastards have stolen over the years. The chinese have proven themselves to be two faced liars and not friends of the USA and this recent issue should be thee decision to end our relations with them for good and send these worthless ands no good cretins back to the stone age where they were before we began dealing with them.. There used to be an adage years ago: dealing with communists is un American, time to bring this back.
Kangol2
You need to check yourself calling anyone else, let alone an entire nation of people, “subhuman.” I’m not sure why you are so racist and angry all the time but it’s clearly on you, not on other people. China rang rings around Don the Con, who I believe you thought was wonderful. And I’m also sure you realize that your simplistic comments about China and globalization ring hollow when you look at the bigger picture, which is that American corporations, usually aided and abetted by your right-wing GOP, have offshored jobs, factories, you name, it for decades, with one of the worst decades of shipping US jobs overseas occurring under Republican icon Ronald Wilson Reagan. Many US executives, corporate board members, and certainly equities holders have gotten very, very rich off this policy. Are you going to tell Republicans they should change their policies?
MISTERJETT
he and his whole incestuous family are a complete waste of skin.
CurtisIsTheOne
Eric Trump to Trump Daddy: “Why don’t you love me, more, Daddy”? I have great teeth”.
BaltoSteve
Huh, guess his presents are in those containers.