Eric Trump is trending this morning because of something Jim Jordan tweeted last night, so you know something very stupid must have happened… And it did! It sure did!
Yesterday evening, Jordan tweeted: “Eric Trump: ‘If I did 1/100 of what Hunter Biden did, I’d be in jail.’ He’s not wrong. Americans have had it with the double standard.”
Eric Trump: “If I did 1/100 of what Hunter Biden did, I’d be in jail.”
He’s not wrong.
Americans have had it with the double standard.
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) April 7, 2022
Jordan, who recently won Donald Trump‘s endorsement in his bid for re-election, was quoting an interview Eric gave earlier this week to NDT’s “Capitol Report” about Hunter Biden’s laptop. (Yawn.)
“The mainstream media hasn’t mentioned Hunter Biden’s name in 258 days,” Eric claimed, before going on a tangent about how unfairly he and his family are treated, how the media constantly covers up President Biden and his family’s alleged crimes, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Then came the kicker.
“If I did 1/100 of what Hunter Biden did, I’d be in jail for the rest of my life.”
Later, Eric conflated media coverage with justice, whining, “You don’t have equal scales of justice in this country! You don’t have equal media coverage! The media is the propaganda wing of the left-wing party!”
Here’s how people responded to Gym’s tweet in defense of Eric yesterday…
cool story bro, remember when Hunter Biden was ordered by a court to take a class in “how not to steal money from a charity” after getting caught doing exactly that? oh wait, that wasn’t Hunter Biden, that was Ivanka, Individual-1 Junior and Eric Trump
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) April 8, 2022
Lol. Can anyone actually explain what Hunter supposedly did? Other than owning a laptop? Which isn’t a crime?
— Bruno in the Bay (@BrunoTheGreat32) April 8, 2022
Eric Trump invoked his Fifth Amendment rights more than 500 times during depositions with the New York AG’s office, Gym.
And his foundation told it’s donors that their money went to kids with cancer, only to then give that money to other trump friendly causes.So have a seat.
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) April 8, 2022
Was he talking about the amount of cocaine he does on a daily basis?
— soitbegins (@csparks17) April 8, 2022
Jim Jordan quoting Eric Trump is probably enough Internet for today. https://t.co/oUK4FVsY45
— PoliticOhMyGawd (@PoliticOhMyGawd) April 8, 2022
Eric Trump pled the fifth over 500 times.
— Lara reads banned books in Florida (@MadeInTheUSANJ) April 7, 2022
Just look the other way, Jim, you know, like you did in the locker room at OSU.
— Sue 🇺🇦 (@IncognitoBanski) April 8, 2022
Hunter hasn’t been charged with anything. Eric was charged and found guilty of stealing money from a children’s cancer charity.
— LINDZEE (@WVUMAMA2) April 8, 2022
Who else wants to hear Jim Jordan testify about his 10 minute phone call with Donald Trump during the deadly insurrection?🤚🤚🤚
— Lara reads banned books in Florida (@MadeInTheUSANJ) April 7, 2022
Do you miss the locker room showers, Gym? pic.twitter.com/eF3Jq1taXC
— Q Ball Corner Pocket (@Pawlectro) April 8, 2022
Last week, Jordan told reporters that if Republicans take back the House in the 2022 midterm elections, they might consider impeaching President Biden, though he couldn’t actually say what the president did that would merit impeachment, only that it was “definitely a discussion we have to have.”
Kangol2
Don the Con and his crime family have to be some of the least self-aware and most irony-impervious creatures walking this earth!
TomG
You are being too kind. They are outright criminals !
white-queer-african
So let’s try and analyze this objectively.
Who is the dumbest of Eric or Gym?
It sure is a difficult one. Eric doesn’t need to open his mouth, just the look on his face screams dumb.
Gym that saw / sees nothing?
I’d say it is a draw. They both F**KING DUMB!
whereshouldistart
That’s almost as tough as asking which one is more hated.
Gym vs. an OSU wrestler who has to live with the consequences of Gym’s voluntary blindness.
Or…
Eric vs. his father.
Tough call.
Jaquelope
Is Jordan taking his lead from Sgt. Schultz from “Hogan’s Heroes”? “I see nutting! I know nutting!”
GayEGO
Oh my! Such a shock! Both are very stupid!
LMG
Gym Jordan is an uncouth slob masquerading as a Congressman. Eric Trump is just plain uncouth. One is a loud mouth sh!t, the other is a silent fart in a Trump Tower elevator heading towards the FIFTH floor.
johncp56
LOL thank you I pissed a bit, my fav post of the day,
dwick
Someone needs to tell Eric that his daddy will never love him. Poor deluded thing
barryaksarben
These so called GOP congressmen seem to be totally ignorant of how our systems work very similar to Donald Trump. This beyond stupid idiots are going to be the death of democracy and the people who voted for them will be responsible
bachy
I’m so tired of watching these monkeys flail around the political stage. Their only goal is drawing attention to themselves, fomenting division and grasping at power. They do absolutely nothing to promote the American vision.