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Eve Could’ve Staved Off God’s Punishment of Women if She Had a Sassy Gay Friend

Of course if she did have one, Eve would also have to worry about him crushing on Adam in the Garden of Ass Eatin’.

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If Ophelia Had a Sassy Gay Friend, She Never Would’ve Drowned Herself
If Juliet Had a Sassy Gay Best Friend, She’d Still Be Alive (And a Tramp)
Othello’s Desdemona Is Saved By Her Sassy Gay Friend
Which Other Women in Literature Need a Sassy Gay Friend?