Of course, Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s calls for Sanford to resign clears the way for Bauer to get the job, but how can Bauer serve the noted anti-gay South Carolina governor who admits to being a giant hypocrite? For now, Sanford isn’t caving.
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Dave
Can’t he just be impeached for inappropriate use of tax payer dollars to fund his LOVE of traditional marriage which usually comes with a side of undercover ass?
Dennis
Rethuglicans NEVER think they have to resign, because ‘magic Jeebus’ has forgiven them, and that’s all they care about.
Lie, cheat, steal, fuck around on your spouse, do whatever heinous thing…and then cry some crocodile tears and apologize to Jesus, that’s all you have to do… unless you’re a Democrat that is, then there is no mercy or forgiveness for you.
Complete and utter senseless bullshit. The only good thing is, so many people, even people who consider themselves religious, now see the hypocrisy…it is really only the core of born-agains and evangelicals who continue to buy into this twisted logic.
schlukitz
@Dennis:
Yeah well, he’s long over the crocodile tears and apologizing to Jesus scene. After all, he has been “forgiven”.
Now, we get to see his arrogant, “f**k you, I ain’t budging side.”
Ah…sweet Jesus. It’s good to be a Christian.
stevenelliot
May there be a pox on the republican, poltical House of South Carolina. They threw me out of that state. I was exiled from my home. Forever will I pray for those that hurt me to fail….
Joanaroo
Mark Sanford Rap: I’m Guvner Sanford and i’m being railroaded! Bven though my gun was cocked and my balls were loaded! Just cause I had a little piece from Argentina, Ain’t no reason for me to have to say “See ya!”.
Joanaroo
I look damn stupid and think with my penis! I’m a Rethuglican so you know I ain’t a genius! But I’m a good Christian so that means I’m forgiven! Even when it ain’t my wife who I’m givin’ a dick in! I’m just a good ol’ Rethuglican Redneck! And I think my mistress needs a s.t.d. recheck!
Joanaroo
So I’m a gonna stay the gov of old S.C.! And my constituents shouldn’t behave as me! Cause if you did this at your job you’d be thrown out on your butt! But me I/m your elected Rethuglican Guvner Slut!
Joanaroo
Ah-phoo ah-phoo now to part 2! Oh I’m Guvner Sanford and I’m a dick! I’m too egotistical and dumb to quit! I cheated on my wife and our four sons! And filled Central America in my Argen-tin-i-un! But I’m a good Christ-ian so God don’t mind! Even when I feel up my mistress’s behind!
Joanaroo
They can’t impeach me – I did nothing wrong! Even if I used state planes for the price of a song! Blago can do this so why can’t I? It’s my Rethuglican right to cheat and lie! It’s dissent from politics and enemies! It’s all their fault they want me to leave! No I won’t quit and I won’t go! I’m just a rich, pious Rethuglican ho!
Joanaroo
Ah phoo! Ah phoo! Geezus-this guy is one ugly, arrogant bastard! If God made man in his image then he has some slimy models he better break the mold for!
mcflyer54
What a worthless piece of garbage. Even if he doesn’t give a damn about the office or the people of SC (which he obviously doesn’t) you’d think he’d do the decent thing and leave to protect his children. His wife (who has all the money) is going to dump his sorry butt as soon as the heat cools down and if I were her I’d do everything possible to keep him from ever seeing his four sons again – what a role model! But I guess he’s pretty much lost it all by now so he might need to hang on to the job for a few more months in order to bank a few bucks so he can head by to Argentina.
schlukitz
@mcflyer54:
you’d think he’d do the decent thing
And therein is the crux of the problem.
He’s NOT decent!