Even Mark Sanford’s Sons Thought Their Sex-Happy Anti-Gay Dad Was a Jerk

Is it a nod toward the media oversaturation facing America’s children today that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford’s four tween- and teenage sons knew about Eliot Spitzer’s hooker fiasco, or is it a nod toward how big a of douche their anti-gay marriage cheating father is that, upon hearing about papa’s affair, they exclaimed the scandal was “worse than Eliot Spitzer.”

That’s according to the new book from Sanford’s wife Jenny, who is divorcing the governor.