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    • Ben Dover

      I get a kick out of this feature, I guess partly out of relief (as in, I’m SO glad to be happily married now!).

      But a few of these are, if not quite *normal*, at least understandable. The short guys: that one makes sense. Short guys can be hot, and it must be tough for them.

      The feet: not uncommon from what I’ve heard and encountered, & a few guys wanted to do that with me (sorry, I didn’t get into it the one time).

      The cop & the doctor: not my thing either, but both must be pretty common gay male fetishes.

      Apr 13, 2014 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy

      I totally get the cop (or football or baseball player) drag, but the others just gross me out. What whatever floats your boat.

      Apr 13, 2014 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      The doctor fetish seemed quite normal to me. I would examine him all over.

      Apr 13, 2014 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris-MI

      Anyone who thinks these are kinky should check out their local m4w. This is exceptionally mild compared to say, a guy who wants a lactating woman to wear a cow costume. He’s a regular in my area.

      I’ve always assumed it’s because no actual women bother with Craigslist for their hookups and all that’s left after a few rounds are the genuinely delusional. Fetishes these may be, but at least these dudes have a real chance of meeting someone sympatico.

      Apr 13, 2014 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bobby Christina Crawford

      NOT one of these is as weird as 5 Mormon’s in a room.

      Apr 13, 2014 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tommysole

      If this is kinky, I a,m doing kinky wrong.
      Kinky to me = Spanking, flogging, piss, pits, REALLY SMELLY FEET, Forced feminization, blood and fire play, forced nudity in public, forced foot slavery oin public and the list goes on……………

      Apr 13, 2014 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr

      “Other attributes that are not required but appreciated are. Straight/ bi.”

      The “straight” part of this one caught my eye. What would a straight guy be doing seeking sex with a man?

      Apr 13, 2014 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      @DarkZephyr: I once had sex with a guy who was much more straight than Bi. He was married, felt no attraction to the male form, was extremely masculine, had almost no experience with men, an did not reciprocate lot during our sex session (only I gave him a BJ, only I touched his dick, he did not touch mine and we did not kiss). He was only interested in penetrating me. He was obsessed with anal sex and had a premature ejaculation because he was so excited by the prospect of doing it. He told me his wife would never allow him to have anal sex with her.

      So, my conclusion is that there ARE indeed some straight men who have sex with guys. Perhaps they should be called bisexuals from a clinical, scientific point of view, but they do identify themselves as 100% STRAIGHT.

      Apr 13, 2014 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      @DarkZephyr: Some callboys and gay-for-pay people are also an example of guys who identify themselves as straight but have sex with men.

      I will give you another example, of the opposite situation:

      I am definitely gay and I identify myself as gay. I feel attracted only to guys, cute and handsome guys. I am able to identify a beautiful woman, but I will not get an erection from seeing her naked.

      But I WOULD and COULD have sex with a woman if she paid me US$1,000,000 . I would just ask her to give me a very long BJ and touch me all over, and I would be able to get hard and do it. I would not like it much, but I would do it.

      Then I would be a gay guy who has sex with women. You see?

      Apr 13, 2014 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateOcean

      Ah, the rich deep aromas of ganga-fart infused Egyptian cotton pillows. A place where you could bury your face as your drift off to sleep.

      Sounds like something Martha Stewart would come up with.

      “It’s a good thing.”™

      Apr 13, 2014 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      @Billy Budd: stop your propaganda of heterosexuality; all these “straight” guys are closeted bisexuals

      Apr 14, 2014 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      @litper: As I said (and you did not pay attention to it), these guys are technically bisexual, from a scientific point of view. But they do not identify as gay, many of them do not feel attracted to the male form, and most engage in gay sex for specific purposes, such as money. I call them straight for this reason.

      Apr 14, 2014 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      @Billy Budd: they are technically and actually bisexual… many many men are bisexual but don’t want to admit it, they make up such lame excuses it’s beyond pathetic

      Apr 15, 2014 at 9:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BigJohnSF

      Funniest ad I ever saw on craigslist: “Vegan seeks other vegan for oral sex.”

      Apr 20, 2014 at 11:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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