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Even Nike Understands: Naked Persons Sell Products

Is the Bear Butte Running Camp legit? Honestly, who cares! The au natural running camp’s members jog, race, and pal around in the nude. Or maybe it’s just a brilliant Nike marketing campaign. (Yeaah, we’re gonna go with that.)

On:           Apr 20, 2009
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    • GranDiva

      I’m actually a little concerned. I see that they’re using the SPF 45, but really, with all those body parts (breasts and cocks) and no support garments, I’m afraid there may be some damage with all the long-distance running, even as much as I prefer the nudity.

      Some nice buttocks on display there, to be sure…

      Apr 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alejandro

      XD jajajajaja that was sooo bad ass!! :D loved it! great ad

      Apr 20, 2009 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queerky

      Even with clothes it is hard enough to avoid other people’s sweat stains on gym equipment. This takes body secretions to another level of ickiness.The guy rested from running by sitting on the bench with his bare ass, then ran off again without wiping. Someone else will sit naked on the same bench. So, Nike=bacteria infections.

      If I am not mistaken, the clothed spokeswoman is Elvira Kurt, a lesbian stand-up comic from Toronto.

      Apr 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stud_ent

      more like bare butt running camp

      Apr 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob Lablah

      I wonder how much persuasion it took for the marketing firm to get NIKE to go along with this one. Have no doubt, with clothing sales taking the dive they are, a gay camp will be open as well as a strait one.

      This is one campaign that is going to do well by word of mouth.

      Apr 20, 2009 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boricuachick

      As fun as that looks, in reality, I wouldn’t last 100 yards without a sports bra on. My girls need a house. LOL.

      Apr 20, 2009 at 8:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rogue dandelion

      @stud_ent: I do declare, you are the dumbest person i have encountered on the internet-today.
      that was the joke-bear butte.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 2:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve

      @GranDiva: Humans have been running for millions of years without support undergarments. To catch prey in prehistoric times, you either had to run faster, or you had to run farther. Humans are slow, two-legged animals. So we evolved to be able to run farther and longer than our prey, rather than to run faster. When they stopped to rest, we could catch up with them and catch them.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 2:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GranDiva

      I point to @boricuachick:.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 3:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dgz

      @Steve: human physiology is actually optimized for walking, not running. but you’re right, we do have some of the best endurance in the animal kingdom; right up there with the camelids.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anon

      so where’s the link to the uncensored version?

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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