Even True Blood‘s Vampires Know Everybody’s Pink On the Inside

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While it didn’t pick up where Bill and Sam left off, last night’s True Blood did keep the same-sex erotica coming.

Two hundred-year-old Pam, sidekick to Eric, was having herself a tasty lady feast when interrupted by newly indoctrinated vamp Jessica Hamby. Forgive the elderly vampire, for she doesn’t know that texting and talking during cunnilingus are rude phonography behaviors.