Even With a $27.4B Endowment, Harvard Cannot Save The Peed-On Queer Library Books

It looks like the jerkoff being sought by police for the vandalism of some 40 queer books at Harvard’s Lamont Library didn’t even have the balls to piss on the shelves directly: Officials found an empty bottle near the books, indicating whoever sterilized the university’s LGBT tome stash carried the urine with them from home. Man, private education is going down the crapper. All the books — with an estimated worth in the thousands — will have to be tossed out.