Okay, then. American Horror Story outdid itself with some especially frisky antics in the most recent episode of Cult.
Spoiler alert: Colton Haynes character Detective Jack Samuels beds down maniacal cult leader Kai Anderson (Evan Peters), and the results are decidedly creepy-sexy — the greatest sexy of all.
The gist: Samuels “enters” Kai’s sister Winter (played by Billie Lourd) while Kai “enters” him.
The scene begins as a standard make-out session between Haynes and Peters before things get, well, like this:
Oh… here’s the kissing scene, by the way:
Understandably, Twitter had a thing or two to say about all this sexy business:
AHS this week was literally Evan Peters convincing Colton Haynes that he is a power-bottom.
— Michael Wachowiak (@mikewachowiak) October 26, 2017
?? Evan and Colton had my entire basement flooded, I had to call a plumber
— Chris Spears (@bloodyblack0ut) October 26, 2017
— ?Spooky Krisco? (@Pass_da_chicken) October 25, 2017
hold up hold up hold up there was a colton haynes and evan peters sex scene on ahs why haven't i been watching this season UGH pic.twitter.com/NjAdenJ90P
— ethan (@ethanshumjr) October 25, 2017
Me: This episode is so boring
AHSCult : Colton Haynes and Evan Peters
— Tell Williams IV (@TellWilliamsIV) October 25, 2017