Lindsey Graham went on Fox News yesterday to brag about how he owns an AR-15, the same style of weapon used in the Pulse Nightclub massacre, Sandy Hook and Parkland school killings, and countless other attacks on innocent civilians.
“I own an AR-15,” Graham told Chris Wallace during a discussion about last week’s shooting at a supermarket in Colorado.” If there’s a natural disaster in South Carolina where the cops can’t protect my neighborhood, my house will be the last one that the gang will come to because I can defend myself.”
Got that, folx? If there’s ever a natural disaster in South Carolina, don’t even think about going over to Lindsey’s house because he’ll shoot you dead with the AR-15 in his bedroom closet.
“I own an AR-15. If there’s a natural disaster in South Carolina where the cops can’t protect my neighborhood, my house will be the last one that the gang will come to, because I can defend myself.” — Lindsey Graham pic.twitter.com/PYTkLzvK1J
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 28, 2021
Remember, this is the same guy who “screamed” during the Capitol riots and accused a police officer of not doing “enough” to protect him while he was cowering in a safe room, according to Sen. Sherrod Brown.
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The antigay senator went on to say that “you don’t have to have a AR-15, but if you have one lawfully, I think you should be allowed to keep it.” Then he blamed “mental health” for mass shootings.
Parkland shooting survivor and gun reform advocate Cameron Kasky went on MSNBC to put Graham on blast.
“The suggestion that a twerp like Lindsey Graham could be some sort of tough guy fending away apocalyptic invaders is just the narrative they sell,” Kasky said. “It’s what the gun lobby wants Republicans to say in order to sell more guns.”
Graham is also being dragged on Twitter for his comments. Here’s what people are saying…
A terrified Lindsey Graham running around with an AR-15 is a good reason to restrict gun sales.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) March 28, 2021
Lindsey Graham says he owns an AR-15 to protect himself from “gangs”….
What the fuck is he talking about?? 😂
— Jake Lobin (@JakeLobin) March 28, 2021
If Lindsey Graham ever encounters a gang he’s fucked whether he owns an AR-15 or not.
— Kate 🤍 (@ImSpeaking13) March 28, 2021
Who else seriously doubts that Lindsey Graham has ever so much as laid his hands on an AR-15?
— William Gibson (@GreatDismal) March 28, 2021
Lindsey Graham keeps an AR-15 in his tree just in case roaming gangs of snacky marauders try to eat his cookies. pic.twitter.com/mIiDLdtaxs
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) March 28, 2021
Lindsey Graham has an AR-15 because of gangs. You know, all those gangs in his neighborhood who are after him since he switched from Bloods to Crips🙄.
— Amy Lynn ✡️🍭🌊 (@AmyAThatcher) March 28, 2021
Don’t worry, South Carolina, if a hurricane comes, Lindsey Graham will kill it to death with his AR-15.
— drlearnalot, RL voodoo doll (@DrLearnALot) March 28, 2021
Lindsey Graham says he has an AR-15 because of gangs. I thought the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and 3%ers were on his side.
— W. M. (@Minuteman04) March 28, 2021
I don’t believe for one second that Lindsey Graham could succesfully fire an AR-15, let alone hit his target.
— Anne Sexton’s Uterus🏴☠️ (@MissesDread) March 28, 2021
What I see when I try to imagine Lindsey Graham holding his AR-15. pic.twitter.com/oNJt73t8RR
— Slugbait (@Slug_B8) March 28, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Fahd
These twitter digests mocking Graham are always funny to read through. Republicans are the worst when it comes to craven support for the gun lobby, but there’s plenty of Democrats and Independents (thinking of you Sen. Sanders) who have in the past, or still now, do vote according to NRA/gun lobby instructions.
SiamSean
… and when they’re breaking down the door Lindsey, and your reaching for your gun, just don’t accidentally grab the gigantic black dildo by mistake…
yendor808
No worries SiamSean. That dildo is ready and waiting for Miss Lindsay to park it as soon as he steps into the door of his crib. Past the speed bumps and ready to rumble. And no doubt if the gangs do show up, he’ll forego that dildo and set up a “take-a-number” station for a good old Southern ho-down gang bang.
Cam
Miss Lindsay didn’t mention that “AR 15” is what he calls the “Anal Rammer 15 incher” he bought online and had delivered to a P.O. Box under a fake name.
Goforit
That AR-15 is not the only thing hiding in Lindsey’s closet.
Mr. Stadnick
Bless her heart. Miss Lindsey has a lot of things in her closet but I have a very hard time picturing her holding a rifle. I am sure some of her hand made tea cozies are quite valuable and the vast amount of needle point supplies she has stockpiled (some might say hoarded) are worth having an armed guard during a natural disaster.
yendor808
Yes, Mr. Stadnick. A very astute observation. By the time Miss Lindsey dug through all the tea cozies, needle point supplies, petticoats and parasols to access that gun her cellulite plagued ass would be long dead.
cuteguy
Everyone knows Lady G will be clutching her pearls before she goes for the “gun” she claims to own,
dirtypierre
and her pearl handled pistol.
NateOcean
or, I suspect, her “pearl necklace”.
linedrive
These comments, y’all… Lawd have mercy!
tjack47
Lindseybelle is Annie Oakley now? My ass!
loren_1955
Not hard to imagine that Graham’s AR15 was part of a bribe from the NRA. He is too much of a whiny wimp to go buy one for himself, let alone shoot it under pressure. LOL
rbernard
I will remember Lindsey Graham as a shame to himself, our community, and to the majority of nation.
Lindsey Graham is the living personification of a hypocrite and what is wrong with our politics.
LMG
Of course Lindsey would keep an AR-15 in his closet. Given the amount of time over a lifetime that he has spent in the closet, he’s entitled to have some company. And where he sticks that gun is his business. I just hope that his aim is right on target. That shot will be his final pleasure.
jorgecruz
They misquoted the article. She didn’t say she wanted protection from gangs, she said she wanted protection from gang bangs. Her stretched out old asshole just can’t take it like it used to.
ShiningSex
THE ONLY THING IN HIS CLOSET IS….HIM!!!
Sotzume
Miss Lindsey said she kept a AR….Anal Ripper in her closet so she can be ready for gang bangs when they come to her sex parties.
marctopgun
He should feel right at home in closet with his AR-15 which I don’t believe he owns. The big sissy, closet case probably wouldn’t know how to load it anyway. If we are lucky he would shoot himself with it.
randallallen
Yes, then after Miss G shoots you, she’ll drag you back in the closet with her and her “ladybugs”.
HenryHawke
Senator Graham: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a disaster has already hit South Carolina. They elected you!
CityguyUSA
Mrs Grahm is a busy lady always cleaning her AR-15 with her miscro penis. It’s the only action it’s seen.
BoomerMyles
Everybody run, the homecoming queen’s got a gun. Everybody run, cause Lady G has got a gun.
blackhook
Could Light-In-The-Loafers Lindsey be any more weird? I rest my case.
BaltoSteve
I hate to break it to her, but when law and order breakdown in SC, the only gang that will be killing and lynching will be her clan. And they ain’t coming for her Lily Ass.
Josh447
And I hear Prissy saying “oh Miss Scarlet! I don’t know nuthin bout birthin babies!”
Josh447
And I hear Prissy saying “oh Miss Scarlet! I don’t know nuthin bout birthin babies!”
woodroad34
Can’t you just see it now? He’ll have a red MAGA tie wrapped around his forehead, he’ll rip off his shirt ala Rambo and start firing that AR15, which will cause him to go bouncing around like Rosie the Riveter (kind of like Yosemite Sam in a Bugs Bunny cartoon), with his old moobs slapping him in the face. He won’t know whether it’s better to use one hand to stop the moobs or to hold onto the gun with both of them and risk having bruises on his face and black eyes from where the moobs hit him.
NateOcean
I think it’s more likely that Lindsey would overpower the maurading gangs with her famous blow-jobs. Everybody know how sedate young men become in the afterglow of a well-fellated penis, except for a few hardy souls lining up for second-helpings of Lady-Gs southern hospitality.
ricdardc1
as DIVINE would say …… ” FEMALE TROUBLE ! “
Bellerophon69
I’m sure Lindsay never had a problem with “gangs” and things that go “bang” before!
Invader7
Maybe he “accidentally” shoots himself !!! That would be karma ….