If you’ve found yourself feeling a little more, ahem, thirsty than usual since being on lockdown, you’re not the only one. Pretty much everyone is borderline dehydrated these days after not being able to hook up have any human contact in weeks.
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And then came the Spanish army to make the problem better. Or worse, depending on how you look at it.
It all started a few weeks ago when photos of the army’s elite devision, La Legión, began recirculating on social media after it had been deployed to help manage the country’s coronavirus outbreak.
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As everyone was quarantined in their homes, they began re-sharing photos of the soldiers in their signature pastel green uniforms, tight-fitting pants, and distinctively low-cut shirts.
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“The Spanish Army creating a lockdown looks gayer than any gay pride event I’ve ever attended,” one person shared on Facebook, along with several images.
The Spanish Army creating a lockdown looks gayer than any gay pride event I’ve ever attended.
Posted by Maxim No on Monday, March 23, 2020
This sparked a number of thirsty comments.
“Arrest me,” one person wrote.
“Seems like a beginning of gay porn,” another observed.
“Fascists do unintentionally make the most homoerotic military uniforms,” someone else said. “This might be the winner though.”
Meanwhile, over on Twitter…
Spain is deploying its army to help manage their coronavirus outbreak and not to be insensitive at an anxiety-inducing time but uh… I think I speak for all New Yorkers when I say, Spain, hi, can you deploy some of that in our direction? We will comply with your orders. pic.twitter.com/LyxIPsGu3g
— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) March 22, 2020
Not that I’ve blown it up or anything but it seems important to note that the buttons only START halfway down. This is BY DESIGN (of god maybe but I let the viewer decide).
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) March 23, 2020
I am in disbelief at the cut of the uniform. It’s like they’re designed to kill the enemy from spontaneous orgasm when they come into focus on the battlefield
— Trauma Stats Shasta (@shastabarbell) March 23, 2020
Thought you might like to see the errr. “detailing” on the back too! 😉 pic.twitter.com/Glw3VTrImx
— LeRoiEstMort (@Le_Roi_Est_Mort) March 23, 2020
I am not immune to this.
— Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) March 23, 2020
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HmphGay
I’m normally not into bears or fur but THANK YOU for this! This is SOOOO what we need right now!!
jonasalden
Bears? I’d consider them otters, or at the very least, cubs. Just me.
sfhairy
Uh, what bear? None of them are bears.
woodroad34
For some who don’t remember, ‘bears’ were originally hairy musclemen with beards back in the 70’s….they evolved into anyone who was overweight and had facial hair.
dmanhart
Or not into ANY trace of masculinity. Another twink opening their mouth. And not in a good way.
Black Pegasus
Those butts are filling out the trousers quite nicely. But the opened shirts are a little tacky though. Looks like a poor movie depiction from the 1980s.
Troysky
nice to see your libido potentially get excited 🙂
Diplomat-G
@ Black, those open shirts were designed specifically for the legion because of where they are typically deployed which is Africa you know that very hot and humid climate. The open V neck allows them to cool off faster. So no they are not tacky they are necessary.
Troysky
@Diplomat-G and appreciated ….can’t expect a perfect outfit from public employees …but these guys are getting close
Black Pegasus
@Diplomat G
Thanks. good to know the design is was meant for functionality over flamboyance.
sfcarlos65
I think I need to be, “guarded and protected” by a few of these guys, during this shelter in place.
Cam
Those open shirt fronts, look like what a cheap costume shop in West Hollywood would rent out as “Army Guy” outfits.
Troysky
Friggin hot. My only complaint is that a juanangel68’s ankles aren’t over my shoulders. Midtone colors always look most revealing….I learned that when cam2cam-ing with a guy, in 2002 actually haha, who would wear grey boxers and he started leaking.
Chrisk
Nice. Designed by Tom of Finland.
ScottOnEarth
It’s not just the super-hot uniforms, it’s also the amazing men wearing them.
Kangol2
Very hot uniforms. And the soldier on the top right in the second IG set above, by Maximo No, is the hottest of the bunch. He’s also in the Amor Legionario post, which features a poem. Woof! Or should I say Guau!
Heywood Jablowme
The red fez tassels are a little too “Akbar & Jeff” for me, but everything else is hot.
Woteva
Who’s looking at the tassels? There’s far more interesting hanging bits to observe. Or is it just me? Maybe not…
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Geeeze, it’s SO difficult to see pictures of hot guys 🙁
Someday someone is getting to invent a thingy where you could somehow input a request to see hot guys, maybe even naked. And like magic thousands of images would appear….
michel_banen
Those guys look damn confident and that’s half the battle. Go Spain !
MISTERJETT
now i’m hungry!!!!
Max
please let there be hot gym and shower scenes.
curiobi
Frankly I consider it my civic duty to make sure my friends know such a thing as this exists! Q, thank you for sharing, bless you all!
trsxyz
I love the cut! The fabric & color are lame.
woodroad34
Didn’t I see those guys in a Raging Stallion video somewhere?
rand503
the chin strap is really goofy. But I’ll take the whole package anyway!
barkomatic
I would fully submit to a Spanish invasion.
CityguyUSA
Not everyone is going to have “guns” that are trying to bust their arm seams and not everyone will have an ass that will force the butt seam up their crack and not everyone will have hair popping out the top of their shirts, etc.
RyanMBecker
Ok, the shirts and pants are hot but those hats are ridiculous — and probably incredibly uncomfortable to wear. I mean, wassup with the tassel and chin strap?
Not thrilled by all that facial hair either. A major reason most militaries require buzz cuts and a clean shaven face is hygiene. Looks like Spain disagrees. That Instagram from losnuestros2 shows a full Santa Claus beard. Ugh.
All in all, that is one of the butchest looking army I’ve ever seen (minus the silly tassels). Personally, I prefer the military twinks of the US, France, Germany, Scandinavia, etc.
leecee
Is there anything else you would like add to laundry list of dislikes? Mildly curious.
RandomGay
Yes. yes, let’s all ogle some fascists who helped bring Franco to power. Funny how selectively PC Queerty is.
RyanMBecker
If you seriously think that any of those guys — or that uniform — was around when Franco was alive, you seriously need to take a basic math class again. In fact, most of their GRANDPARENTS weren’t even born yet in 1939, when Franco came to power.
So how exactly did those soldiers “helped bring Franco to power”? Are you living in some sort of time-shifting parallel universe? In fact, what indication do you have that any of those soldiers — or their parents — are/were fascists? And FYI, modern Spain was way ahead of the US in terms of equality and civil rights. That’s certainly true for marriage equality, when Spain became the THIRD nation to legalize same-sex marriage — 10+ years before the US.
joseisanally
That’s like saying you liberated France from the Nazis,,
Fromfaraway
Hi everyone, I’m on Random gay side.
I’m not Spanish myself,but I know a li’l bit. Just to know, It was a guardia civile who tried to subvert the newly established democratic rule( February 23, Antonio Tejero coup);
they are the ones who keep a far-right preference (similarly to US police/army) and in many cases a lot of them caught with Nazi/fascist memorabilia or chanting the old glories of the Falange. Mistreating minorities,abuse of power and other misconduct, sided by trafficking of different kind.
More recently the old panel of officers recommended to execute at least 26 million Spaniards (the votes counted for Socialist/Progressive/National minorities at the parliament) and with many cadets backing the idea :/
Gay Spaniard are not fan of their attitude and their moral, for sure.
objectifying = misrepresentation
mrswallow62
Not my cup of tea.
j41005
Thank you! I thought I was turning straight of a minute there. These guys do nothing for me either.
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kevininbuffalo
Nor me, I’ll be glad when the beard fad dies out.
o.codone
The one guy brought a sheep to the parade. I wonder what that’s about?
leecee
Oh my word!
Daggerman
..well lets be honest only the Spanish would revel this. They are the greatest teasers after to all.
Daggerman
..the whole thing looks like a gay club party anyway! I mean those butts are very well exercised and you can see there squished up junkie packets.
Daggerman
..the whole thing looks like a gay club party anyway! I mean look at those butts which are very well exercised and you can see there squished up junkie packets.
Invader7
Dear Muy Caliente Soldiers de Espana : I’m chartering a private jet to Espana stat !! “Detain me , frisk me , do a complete & FULL body search , do almost whatever.. But just do something to me “… Repeat if necessary… We can see the Moorish genetic influences in some of the soldiers.. and the men are smoking HOT .. !! I need to go have a “personal workout ” right now ….
Essie
While I think these guys are mildly interesting in their uniforms and beards, etc. I much prefer American military men who are not allowed to have beards or tattoos showing and would get nowhere near a mint colored uniform. Much more professional. However, these pics were nice to look at and laugh at the gayness of it all.
charmin88
I think they look sexy and I like how confident they are. The toxic masculinity culture of the west is so annoying. Everything looks gay that’s not up to your ears according to western culture its annoying.
darkanser
Some of these men REALLY hit my bearded macho fetish — especially that beauty under Juanangel68. The hats and chin straps are interesting too.
hansniemeijer
The headline is silly. Let people decide for themselves what to salivate over.