First Lady Melania Trump has been awfully quiet lately. And by “awfully quiet” we mean she hasn’t made a single peep since yesterday’s insurrection on the U.S. Capitol.
While the rest of the Trump klan have been busy issuing half-hearted calls for nonviolence while simultaneously making dog whistles to domestic terrorists, FLOTUS has been radio silent. She hasn’t issued any statements, written any tweets, or made any public appearances. It’s almost like she just… vanished.
Shortly after yesterday’s insurrection, Melania’s longtime chief of staff, Stephanie Grisham, abruptly quit. She was joined by at least five people who work inside the White House, including Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Matthews and White House Social Secretary Ricky Niceta.
Grisham was one of the longest-serving Trump administration officials. She first started working for then-presidential candidate Donald Trump in 2015. After serving as White House deputy press secretary under Sean Spicer, Melania hired her to be part of her East Wing staff in 2017.
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“It has been an honor to serve the country in the White House,” Grisham said in a statement yesterday. “I am very proud to have been a part of Mrs. Trump’s mission to help children everywhere, and proud of the many accomplishments of this Administration.”
Speaking of Mrs. Trump’s “mission,” a lot of folx are wondering about that…
Hey @FLOTUS
How’s ##BeBest working out for ya?!— Heather (@HeatherR411) January 7, 2021
Be best, right? pic.twitter.com/XHOeprfScw
— Lauren 🌊 (@mytrainerlauren) January 7, 2021
@FLOTUS you remain silent while all of this went on yesterday. You can take your BEBEST campaign that was so hypocritical in the first place and GO. Leave town now!
— TOM LANDRY (@TOMLANDRY66) January 7, 2021
so…. whatever happened to #BeBest today?? pic.twitter.com/VbrU9sOuM2
— I drink ur milkshake ? (@perrycomo_) January 7, 2021
Hey @FLOTUS What's up with the #BeBest movement? Asking for a few million friends . . .
— Diane Vellandurai (@dizie61) January 7, 2021
It’s unknown where Melania is or what she’s doing at the moment. We assume she’s hunkered down inside the White House preparing for her move to Florida later this month, but, really, it’s anyone’s guess. She’s totally MIA.
Here’s what else people are saying about the First Lady right now…
Melania Trump's chief of staff just resigned over this. I think I speak for everyone when I say I totally forgot Melania existed
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) January 7, 2021
I’m putting money on @MELANIATRUMP divorcing @realDonaldTrump this year
— Alyssa (@lyssagabby) January 7, 2021
Where is miss be best Melania? And I hold my father accountable Ivanka? Republicans have been real quiet today while their fellow trump supporters have been destroying DC.
— Brandon Gray (@BrandonGrayNC) January 7, 2021
Breaking: Melania Trump resigning from her position as First Lady.
— I Smoked The Coup Coup Presidency (@Dknight10k) January 7, 2021
With everything going on I completely forgot to remind everyone that Melania Trump is a racist birther fuckface. I apologize.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 7, 2021
Assuming Melania will be wearing this again today? pic.twitter.com/NXCg3m7aQz
— Ed Bishop #FBPE #IAmEuropean (@EdBish18) January 7, 2021
Melania Trumps Chief of Staff gives her the middle finger and says, "I quit!" ???????
— michaeljwhelan (@mikejwhelan) January 7, 2021
Wonder if Melania cares yet.@FLOTUS
— _Back_2_Reality (@_Back_2_Reality) January 7, 2021
Melania in the capital building yesterday pic.twitter.com/23tDjbqhPe
— Jay Dior (@cmonglue) January 7, 2021
Melania Trump’s chief of staff resigns. The rats are leaving the ship.
— Elaine McKay (@ElaineM11584892) January 7, 2021
Related: Ivanka goes into frantic damage control after calling domestic terrorists “American Patriots”
GayEGO
Malaria Trump is so embarrassed that she married this monster Donnie! She must be getting ready to use her prenup for their divorce!
whatsaywhat
Maybe she and Barron have downed the cyanide capsules like Mrs. Goebbels in the bunker. She should be strung up like the rest of those complicit in the destruction of America.
Essie
Over on Fox they’re trying to blame it all on antifa and that none of the people in DC were Dumpty’s supporters. I think Ivanka and the boys are meeting with Fox to get their stories straight and we will be hearing from all of them by tomorrow. I think Mel is ready to hit the road since there is apparently no one to speak for her or do her nails now. She’s probably having someone get the plane ready to take her and Barron to Florida ASAP.
toddlicious
NO ONE CARES! Let her disappear into obscurity.
Cam
Melania supported birtherism.
Melania stated that she wrote the speech she stole from Michelle Obama “All by herself”.
Meania lied about graduating college.
Melania lied about speaking 5 languages
Melania lied about being a model.
Melania mocked kids being locked in cages.
Melania can go F-herself
Prowelsh56
I certainly do not care where she is.
yendor808
Melanoma has run off with five of the Bubba protestors and is now cohabitating with them in a rusty relic located at a rural Kentucky trailer park. It has an iffy propane tank and could go blow at any time. Her new knuckle dragging roomies are quite fascinated by her. They’ve never before been in the company of a person who actually has more teeth than tattoos. But I hear she’s fitting in quite nicely and encouraging all the guys to “Be Best,” both in and out of bed. Good times.
greekboy
Oh yeah, Malaria is getting one last free tit lift at Walter Reed. If they get any higher, they’ll be shoulder pads
Openminded
Queerty, why would you think she is hunkered down at the W.H. waiting to move? You reported a couple of months ago that she was moving out with a yellow moving truck spotted outside the W.H.
Tranceboi1
She will go back to doing porn after she divorces that orange cancer glob.
Tombear
Melania is at her divorce lawyer’s office negotiating a whopper divorce settlement.