Hopes Dashed! Dreams Broken! Entire Nights Wasted! Nothing captures the reality of gay dating apps better than this hilarious infographic. Thanks to all the flakes out there who inspired the folks at grabhim.net to produce this zinger. Enjoy!
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Thomathy
This is an advert for a dating website. This is a transparent advert for a dating website. This is a transparent advert for a dating website that values only men with waxed gym bodies.
Queerty, when you’re trying to sell some company’s shit to us, just be honest. Please?
CoachS
Thanks for an app flow chart that only leads to happiness for hot, hung, models and twinks. Good to reinforce that. Wouldn’t want 16 and 17yo gay guys to think that anything out of the porn ideal can lead to a great relationship.
Scott Gatz
Thomathy, we always label content when someone is paying us for it. This is just a case of a good PR campaign that caught our writer’s attention. Looks like they are promoting themselves, but they did it in a funny enough way to get covered.
Charlie in Charge
@CoachS: Yeah what’s with the super-narrow vision of success here? And he can’t have a woman in the picture with him?
onthemark
Orca? That’s a “killer whale” and they’re actually pretty streamlined & slim, like a dolphin. Maybe they’re trying to think of “orc”?
vive
Just go out for God’s sake. It is much less work.
RicardoPS
Calm down you guys. I think he was just reflecting what typically goes on on most of these apps in a funny way. If you never take these apps so seriously you can’t be disappointed. Think of it as Angry Birds for Gays. LOL