Hell hath no fury like a cog in the Disney music machine scorned.
After moving to New York City with big musical dreams, Wisconsin-born Garek scored an internship at a music production house writing and singing demos for the likes of Disney and Nickelodeon — fun, right?!
Well, not quite.
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The assembly-line nature of the kids corporate music scene proved a poor fit for the out musician, and we really can’t blame him there. So the ghostwriter-gone-rogue turned his talents on the beast that trained him, and now he’s released a video for “Goddamn Dizzy Kids,” a direct attack at the pop-house synthetic industry.
Whether or not you dig his particular stylings, how can you not grab the popcorn for this shade-fest?
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“I was tired of making music for the machine,” Garek explains. “So, instead of feeding the machine, I set out to starve it. For ‘Goddamn Dizzy Kids’, I used the formulas I was privy to as a ghostwriter (big, bouncy choruses, bright, catchy hooks and contemptible, chantey nonsense), but used it in a way that allowed me to spread my message. I refuse to settle for the sea of mediocrity that has become the standard for this generation’s music.”
Nobody at Disney is safe from Garek’s quest for authenticity, including Nick Jonas. Well, nobody but Miley Cyrus — he’s got no beef with her.
Check out the video below:
Sansacro
seems like a nightmare, ragging tweeker. Sid Vicious he is not.
crowebobby
I’d love to know what shade he throws on Nick, but I can’t listen to more than 15 seconds of this.
CoachS
That was 5 minutes I’ll never get back. Seems like he has a great future… As a gogo boy. He’s got abs but he should’ve kept his mouth shut and kept cashing his Disney pay checks.
DDstar1me
@CoachS …I have to echo those exact sentiments. He needs to keep his day job.
Girl Bye!!!
Terrycloth
A Gay(Er) weird AL .
Seattle Silver
Seems like a self-absorbed “god-damn dizzy queen” with ego-attitude. Bye!!!
seaguy
Bitter jealous queen!
chuck
Something I’ve noticed is Disney kids seem to turn fast lane sluts after their Mickey Mouse days are over… Perhaps an overdose from clean and wholesome?
dwes09
That was actually firmly within the punk-pop tradition. Cute if bitchy song, amusing video and a great body on him. Better than a lot of severely autotuned crap on the radio, and just rough enough around the edges. Not art, but has no pretense of being art. I kind of enjoyed it, don’t know what all of you are bitching about.
redcarpet30
Uhm, considering what he’s throwing shade on, I kinda loved this.
Just sayin’
NateB79
He must have a lot of friends. Literally every comment on youtube for this mess is positive.
mdhess
Miley Cyrus can sing? News to my ears
IanHunter
Bitter? Probably. He might make a career after escaping Disney, in glamour club music. I would probably be a little jealous of all of the Disney kids also.
IanHunter
Plus he looks good.
SeijnSei
No. Honey. Its you. You suck.
NateB79
@IanHunter: I would be too. They have a huge machine behind them crafting and molding them to be famous and successful.
ousooner1997
Hot body. Cute when he isn’t all “made up”…that’s all I got.
Daniel-Reader
Well… that was something. Not certain what.
Chris
Okay as therapy, I guess. He’s a good looking man when he’s not all made up and his voice could be good if he bothered to hit the notes. Maybe he could develop himself as the anti-Steve Grand.
zipperzone
Hot body – he could easily become a porn star.
Is that what a $400. haircut looks like?
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Watch out guys! This guy is edgy! Woooohhhh what a bad ass! Don’t hurt anyone tough guy!?
ErikO
@Sansacro: Yes he does look like a total meth queen.
bobmister250
Queerty: Stop trying to stir up drama.
n900mixalot
Hm … not into blondes but he’s definitely cute. Song is obnoxious but very catchy. I could care less about the content but he clearly knows the formula.
Stenar
Sounds like sour grapes because he didn’t get famous.
drelocks15
Yeah….That happened.
Stenar
That song is actually pretty good.
Ogre Magi
It is not wise to anger the mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4_4g1B2Ug
da90027
LMFAO…I just love coming onto these stories about people I don’t know just to read the comments it is more fun than the news. I would like to see this guy bottom for a 12″ Brazilian in a porn though.
mz.sam
Garrett is an amazing artist and Hot, Hot, Hot!
btrmale
What a freak. He can be jealous of Nick!! He’ll NEVER be Nick Jonas. Just a freak wannabe!!